Joel

Meme showing that the MN flag actually represents a loon with mouth wide emiting some sort of frosty energy beam

Reminder for the first annual #LoonDay

"daddy I need seaweed salt for my green beans"

It's inspiring when we pay each other's rent, but we are not allowed to ask why the communities terrorized by the state are expected to pay rent at all. Can't even ask for a delay. No infringement upon the rights of the ownership class.

Holy shit we are at $4170/6000!

I went to bed feeling hopeless but here we are already! Let's fucking go!!!

Power Bottom Chef, I'd watch that

It's March and this team still has the chemistry of 11 guys picked randomly out of a pub.

You mean watching this manager's tactics and attempts at coaching patterns of play doesn't already do that?

A team of ding dongs managed by King Dingus

When you decide to do white elephant for christmas

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cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

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Insulating my garage today, working in a T-shirt and gym shorts

Also he still looks like he's an FM regen

This man is a fifth gen Aussie and you'll never convince me otherwise

Expect that from ferrari

a man in a suit is standing in front of a christmas tree and says that 's unfortunate ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a christmas tree and says that 's unfortunate

Max verstappen

Greeks, going to visit the temple of Aphrodite, circa 300 BC

We're back to "hit all your free kicks and corners at the first defender's head", what an excellent strategy

Let me tell you about the superdog

They'll probably get deputized by the hennepin county sheriff

Yeah fine, thanks though. Happens about once a week. I know well enough to pause and look even if it's a green light at a couple spots where ice likes to drive and completely ignore all traffic laws

Love to almost get tboned by ice clowns who ignore stoplights and drive double the speed limit on the way to daycare drop off.

Dom can fix that

They should try a revolutionary approach to management

This Wharton guy seems pretty good, you know

“Mar-kwan-yeh. Is there a Mar-kwan-yeh Mullin in the class?”

a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .

When you can't decide which name to use for your kid:

Jamison Whiting, head in hand, staring at computer screen with dejected expression.

Happening now: Jamison Whiting staring at his equations, realizing he can't broker peace between the city's far left wackos and the supervillains.

Hennepin county sheriffs working overtime to keep us all safe

EVERY NEW ISAAC CHOTINER'S INTERVIEWEE: rip to those previous losers, but I am different