Patrick Laverty

Make Russia Strong Again

Great quotes in military history.

@atrupar.com

"I used to, but I still do too." - Mitch Hedberg

Was he talking about me again? Probation is almost over.

Interesting that they call it "unintended".

How dare her!! 🧐🤨

"When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world."

JD said he took my belly button. I think it's still there. Lemme look.

Have other presidents abused or ignored the War Powers Act?
Yes.
But that doesn't mean it should be ignored when the current president does it.

These hearings will likely take a different tone in January 2027.

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
(am I doing this right?)

Or the headline could read:
"Kristi Noem Lied to Congress While Under Oath About Top Aide's Role in DHS Contracts"

Why the soft language?

But we can't afford national health care or school lunches.

The GOP keeps sending their best to DC, but their best ain’t so bright.

“Can we have health care?”
Media: Oh, how would we pay for that?!?

“Can we bomb Iran?”
Media: Ooh, pretty pictures!

Is it because the Dow is no longer over 50,000? They should ask her about that.

That’s the path I take the Sweeney haters.
A GM’s job is to build a team that can win the Cup. After that, he can’t control the outcome.
2019 and 2023 coulda/shoulda won the Cup.
Sweeney did his job, the players didn’t.

It was a misspelling. Trump was Bored of Peace.

Tuesday sounds lovely according to my weather app.

Or even with a team of mites.

Be fair to Kash. He just played in the gold medal winning hockey game for team USA and beat Canada. I even saw him chugging beers with his teammates and wearing the medal he earned.

The snowbanks are a little high in my driveway.

The X Games are back.

But have you seen the FBI director chugging beer in a foreign country with hockey players?

I had a similar situation where the landlord said he was not responsible for providing salt for our hilly driveway/lot. I researched which salt was the most corrosive to asphalt and used that one.
Probably needed to repave a few months later.

Me: My back is sore from all the shoveling.
John: Yeah, mine too from flying back from the Olymp...

Wait, that one might not work so well.

"May I introduce you to my new friends, Milo and Tina?"
Who are they?
"Oh, they are the Olympic mascots from Milan. Look, here's a photo of me with them on the ski mountain!"

"The roads out there are more slippery than the luge run my nephew was on during the Olympics in Milan!"

How about:
"I just got home from watching my nephew compete in the Olympics, what have you been up to?"

The New England blizzard survival pack.