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He/him/his. Practically elderly. Definitely deranged. โ˜ ๏ธ My opinions are my own, and many of them range from caring & empathetic to ludicrous & unhinged. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Follow at your own discretion.....or at your own risk. I try not to judge either way. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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a cartoon dog is hugging a man and saying `` i have just met you and i love you '' . ALT: a cartoon dog is hugging a man and saying `` i have just met you and i love you '' .

@scumbelievable.bsky.social Me, upon learning (less than half an hour ago, mind you.....I don't follow comic book news all that much!) that you were the writer of a new "Red Hood" series that got cancelled for "controversial commentary" just after its release: ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿคฌ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ž

04.11.2025 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ

18.05.2025 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ To all of the loving, caring, (and probably definitely exhausted) moms out there, Happy Mother's Day. May your day be relatively uneventful, and free of the mayhem of equally loving, caring, and enthusiastic family members wrecking your kitchens to make breakfast in bed. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคญ ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ

11.05.2025 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people in armor are standing in a doorway and one of them says found you . ALT: a group of people in armor are standing in a doorway and one of them says found you .

๐Ÿ˜ *me, searching for this exact post because you shared a screenshot of it on Facebook* ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿคญ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ

14.04.2025 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ถ Reminds me of these two images. (Interestingly enough, I found the second one while searching for the first one.) ๐Ÿ˜•

12.04.2025 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ Had I thought of it before hitting the "Reply" button, I would've suggested around 200+ in his face. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ’™

12.04.2025 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜’ A-HEM. I think I speak for all rational people in the USA when I say that you aren't using nearly enough needles. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ’™

12.04.2025 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜’ Okay, this is just totally & completely rude. I came across your post in my feed, and some nit/half/****wit had it marked as "spam"! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿคฌ

๐Ÿ˜’ Clearly, someone is either offended by the sight of cats, or offended by the thought of people indulging in "self-care". ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜‘

12.04.2025 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much *this*. ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคฌ

03.04.2025 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america costume is wearing a blue helmet with the letter a on it . Alt: Gif of Captain America giving a salute.

It'll hurt for a while, but you do whatever you feel is necessary. I'd do the same, but I unfortunately live in this hellhole. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’™

03.04.2025 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜• I really miss that show....your cosplay is nothing short of spectacular. ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ–ค

03.04.2025 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ถ Alternately, I would suggest using the wrong finger/facial expression, every single time. When it auto-locks after numerous failed attempts and demands a passcode, just say "Well, I guess it doesn't work when a person is under duress." ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Regardless, do anything & everything to stay safe. ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ’™

03.04.2025 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ Ah, so *that* explains all of the "gourmet cuisine" I've been making since the start of the year. ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿคญ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ’™

03.04.2025 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wish I could spend time doing that with someone. ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜“ ๐Ÿ’™

03.04.2025 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ Believe me, I most certainly will *not*. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคฃ

03.04.2025 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ Yeah, but which one is which, though? They're both constantly trying to outdo each other......๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ

02.04.2025 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฃ

02.04.2025 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

02.04.2025 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ First thing I thought of when I saw one of those hats on his grotesque head. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ

02.04.2025 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜’ You know, I hadn't thought of that. What did that one clown who called Sandy Hook a "hoax" have to say, again? That there were a bunch of "paid crisis actors"? ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Perhaps *those* are the kind of people reporting the "vandalism", while at the same time being the ones instigating it. ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿคฌ

23.03.2025 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trust me, bro.

09.02.2025 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 67260 ๐Ÿ” 14224 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3089 ๐Ÿ“Œ 851
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๐Ÿ˜” A precious and beloved friend died recently, and I don't know how to contact anyone who knew them personally. This has left an incurable void in my heart. ๐Ÿ’”

Protect all those that are dear to you. As long as I live, I will *NEVER* forgive the people responsible for this unjustifiable tragedy. ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿคฌ

08.02.2025 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

31.01.2025 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ Things like this are why I wish things like the Thuum were real. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ’™

31.01.2025 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ My answer is wholly & entirely dependent on your understanding of computational quantum mechanical physics. (PROTIP: Don't splice the wrong wires. You'll know which ones they are, because they'll frantically squeal instead of mischievously giggle.) ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

31.01.2025 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ Oh, I'm not saying I wouldn't participate.....I just live a few dozen miles from the *nearest* Target store in this region, and I don't have access to personal or public transportation to get there. ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’™

31.01.2025 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜’ Yeah, that's a great example of the asinine cockpouchery going on in this country right now. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿคฌ

31.01.2025 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—

31.01.2025 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜• That would be awesome, but it also unfortunately requires people to have to willingly enter a Target store.....that's something that I haven't done since 2019. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

31.01.2025 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜’ I am so sick of friends, family, and loved ones being hurt by the careless decisions of malignant assholes, who don't even care at all about the irreparable damage that they've caused. ๐Ÿ˜‘

It's not enough that these ignorant assholes go to hell. They need to quit dragging US down with them. ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿคฌ

31.01.2025 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0