Jay

stop eating skors with the bores and eat a 3 musketeers with 3 musky queers

Fuck furry con fuck vancoufur 'm going to the #aquarium to look at #fish

it's amazing how if you have $50 and you spend $15 you still have a whole $35 left. really makes you think

polymarket is what i call the vancouver dating scene

hi

yeah :3

really big egg i got (doogal dvd for size reference)

i wish i was mentally ill in a hot way instead of a god is punishing me kind of way

Writers need to realize how stupid Chekhov's Gun is. Stories would have much more surprising twists if the gun was never shown at all and then in the final act Chekhov was like "well you're no match for my SECRET GUN" and started shooting a guy with his secret gun

every time i'm out walking and see a pylon i get a little bit of a boner because it reminds me of VLC media player

combart wounded simpson

he thinks he missed the train to venus
he's out back jerking penis

slenderman if he was in a polycule with a bunch of white women: "find my Paiges"

okay after having seen the next few episodes i am 100% on board with this. Starting to love this show

episode 2 especially where it's just the one smart american lecturing a bunch of dumb people from different countries feels like one of those stupid ricky gervais "winning arguments with people he made up" types i'm sorry

like i'm sorry i am enjoying the show but the way it's written a lot of the time where it's like "yeah, i'm the only free thinker. i'm not afraid to speak my mind. i'm a bit of an asshole, wo what" feels akin to one of those shitty ricky gervais self insert movies

i'm 4 episodes into pluribus and this is the first episode where she hasn't just felt like lesbian ricky gervais - which coincidentally is the first episode written and directed by women

hi mister plurbius bring me your finest emo twinks

gender reveal party for a couple where the husband is really into professional wrestling, and the wife is really into 2000s indie pop:
"Kyle O'Reilly or Rilo Kiley?"

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i keep seeing posts about that gay hockey show and i cant help but feel like culturally we've come full circle back to Yuri On Ice. dire times

jewish beyonce: "if i were a goy"

Vancouver people love saying things like "i'm going to the Polybius themed brony convention"

I just assumed maybe he was yellow but just looked black and white in the newspapers because the newspapers were black and white

I remember back in like 2010 when Adventure Time started, Canada didn't have cartoon network so we weren't getting it. And for like a year I was seeing Jake The Dog merch and images and thought it was the dog from Dilbert. I thought people just loved the Dilbert dog.

*chalamet however you spell it i don't even care anymore

i hope timothee chamlet does something problematic so i can justify my irrational hatred of him. i need to find a way to make me just being tired of seeing his face into a woke stance somehow

to be fair, dropshipping is the oldest profession

it is something i would do lmao