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I make music that sounds like a John Hughes movie you've not yet seen. Synthwave / Retrowave Wholesome AF - He/Him I also love horror movies and home haunts and crafting/woodworking. linktr.ee/vampirestepdad

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a t shirt that says protect trans kids with wolverine in pink and blue by A.L. kaplan

a t shirt that says protect trans kids with wolverine in pink and blue by A.L. kaplan

LOOK WHAT I GOT

07.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1676 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 12

Could anyone?

07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says here you go . Alt: Seth Myers says "where you go" while miming handing something to the camera.
07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a very upbeat instrumental song that's been under a working title for a long time now and I'm suddenly considering calling it "Fuck Fascism"

07.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the biggest blows you can deliver to fascists is letting them know they are incapable of dimming your shine. don't get me wrong, angry protest songs are important, but i want to give people something to dance to and feel like life is still worth living.

07.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a phone mock screen. There's a photograph of a cat, but its face is covered by a music player, featuring Paul Simon's face, lining up perfectly where my cat's face should be.

A screenshot of a phone mock screen. There's a photograph of a cat, but its face is covered by a music player, featuring Paul Simon's face, lining up perfectly where my cat's face should be.

Put my cat on my lock screen. Did not expect something like this to happen.

26.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
A skull with its forehead and top removed, with 3 pillar candles inside it, glowing, with plenty of drippy wax

A skull with its forehead and top removed, with 3 pillar candles inside it, glowing, with plenty of drippy wax

OK, maybe not the MOST proud of, but I'm really happy with this skull candelabra I made based on art by Wes Benscoter

06.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot showing Haute & Freddy will be playing in Atlanta on June 6th.

A screenshot showing Haute & Freddy will be playing in Atlanta on June 6th.

Woohoo!

Anyone else going?

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me about the piece of art you created that you're most proud of

05.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
A skull with its forehead and top removed, with 3 pillar candles inside it, glowing, with plenty of drippy wax

A skull with its forehead and top removed, with 3 pillar candles inside it, glowing, with plenty of drippy wax

OK, maybe not the MOST proud of, but I'm really happy with this skull candelabra I made based on art by Wes Benscoter

06.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Random stpry: I was half way through Midnight Mass before my wife clued me in that you were same actor from Bly Manor.

Props on embodying those two different characters so well.

(I guess Superman would have fooled me with his Clark Kent persona 🀷)

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?"

Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

05.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 5889 πŸ” 2273 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 33

Damn gluttony strikes again...

05.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot tell you how many awkward conversations I have had with co-workers about not sharing my cell number with them.

I have email and Teams on my phone. If you can't reach me via those methods, then that's on purpose.

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You do you! Even if I don't happen to enjoy this one piece, you still have plenty more that's inspiring

05.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Enya voice

🎢touch the stove
🎢touch the stove
🎢touch the stove

05.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Always be kind to yourself!

03.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Then my internet came back with not enough time for me to ship it before I had to go to work 😑

04.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up early to mail out a cassette to someone and now my Internet is out 😭

04.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Slowly piecing together the next release...

04.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Doctor looking at my X-Rays*
Doctor: Ah, this is exactly what I was afraid of.
Me: Oh my God, what?
Doctor: Skeletons.

04.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

The petty part of me wants to generate 15 paragraphs of congratulations to drive home how stupid this all is.

03.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Teacher A uses AI to write an email asking others to congratulate Teacher B for the robotics team win.

Teacher B uses AI to respond to the email saying thanks.

What the fuck are we even doing?

02.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Teacher A uses AI to write an email asking others to congratulate Teacher B for the robotics team win.

Teacher B uses AI to respond to the email saying thanks.

What the fuck are we even doing?

02.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have a dog 🀷

26.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The fur coat on Paul Simon makes this especially funny.

26.02.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 7891 πŸ” 8573 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 107
A screenshot of a phone mock screen. There's a photograph of a cat, but its face is covered by a music player, featuring Paul Simon's face, lining up perfectly where my cat's face should be.

A screenshot of a phone mock screen. There's a photograph of a cat, but its face is covered by a music player, featuring Paul Simon's face, lining up perfectly where my cat's face should be.

Put my cat on my lock screen. Did not expect something like this to happen.

26.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This is my explanation (to myself) of why AI image generation is so alluring for some people. Put in a prompt, and get that dopamine hit of wondering what will come out the other side. Pure slot machine mechanics.

24.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sidenote: I read this book in just 9 days.

No, that's not impressive for normal people, but for me?! It's insanity. I basically didn't read anything through my 20s and 30s.

Something about this last year has clicked... Really enjoying it, and awkwardly proud of myself for it.

23.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0