𝕁: Ask your doctor if Abolishing the Senate is right for you!

God I hope so.

actually can't quite get over what a poor choice mullin is for this role, in basically every way, and not just for us — for the administration, too.

Of those who are technically veterans, it's probably like a 65/35 split in favor of Trump in 2024.

Of those who are professional veterans, i.e., their entire personality is a pointed sense of resentment against parents, homeroom teachers, coaches, police, Army Captains, etc. who set them back, 100%

headline: Wendy's wants to pay you $100K to chow down - burger chain seeks a 'Chief Tasting Officer'

finally a CTO position I’m qualified for

I think he's talking about "what is the most direct path to get these kids vaccinated" which is a different question from "what is the moral valence of not vaccinating your kids"

dudes rock

hell yeah

Q: How do I even begin to understand my home’s PV solar potential?

A: Your friends at the National Laboratory of the Rockies have you covered

Also we really need to put to rest now the idea that the US will be an international pariah for all eternity after Donald is gone or that rebuilding will take our whole lifetimes.

Google knows a fair amount about us I think tbf. also Facebook. but then you need to ask why they would sell that when it's a massive competitive advantage.

perception: THE COMPANIES CAN BUY EVERY SINGLE BIT ABOUT YOU FROM DATA BROKERS

Reality: this might be that person's email address idk

You can tell viktor orban genuinely believes he deserves to live

"Uniformed members of a military on a warship are noncombatants actually"

you are in fact not getting buckets today.

that's right

prunctional fogramming

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

This is like blatantly not real. It's an 11.7m wingspan aircraft, which would put the resolution well below 10cm

So is @sky.skymarchini.net ready to take the L and admit that Trump was able to make Orinoco oil extraction pencil out?

it's too late, you love fascism now because you know what differences in oil grades are and how they could affect geopolitics.

yep, I hate this

that's the Beauty of Capitalism™: we're all Daniel Plainviewing over here

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

Dog with an odd, but unmistakably malevolent, expression on his face, posing proudly behind a chewed-up television remote in the foreground

Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me.

in turn, *this* post is easily the best I have seen on here in months

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

"oh FUCK yes Volodya you absolute legend; merde, I couldn't listen to that enculé speak another w--"
"Emmanuel, that is a hot mic."

I would 100% be fine if Zelenskyy killed Orban with a missile