David Flor

Herbert with a fucking killshot on this one

Anyone who thinks they're an expert on oil prices should be tested: have them try to put gas in a car. I'm willing to bet DJT hasn't done that in at least sixty years.

So is every two bit MAGA yokel in the Midwest, but I ain't rushing to make them head of Homeland Security just like that.

I once made an A/S/L joke with a friend in their 20s and they thought I was punctuating the acronym for American Sign Language oddly, don't let the fire on the altar of memory burn out my friends

Heads up y’all. Please check your “following” and “followers” and proceed accordingly. Not tagging anyone, just take care of yourself, maybe pass along the message.

FUCK YEAH ERIKA ISHII

... riiiiiiight... *backs away slowly*

Im pretty sure I gave Valve the idea for Steam.

For the first time ever, I put something into the microwave - something I've cooked many a time before - for the usual amount of time, and instead of cooking like usual it BURST INTO FLAMES.

Shopping for cars on Autotrader... I dont know who this app thinks i am, but one of these is just slightly outside my budget.

I looked at a job listing in passing just once, now University of Miami is spamming me ten times a day looking for a 'storytelling specialist". They are DESPERATE.

How I arrived on Bluesky.

a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

finished embroidering my jacket :)

a tekken 3 arcade cabinet, turned off with an a4 white paper typed out note taped to the screen. the note reads: no more tekken 3 until daikatana ships the management

ion storm, game studio, break room, dallas, texas (1999) www.mobygames.com/game/1678/jo...

A little over a month...

Oof.

Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound

Casting Call for The QueerXP! In celebration of International Transgender Day of Visibility, The QueerXP is planning a special, live-streamed one-shot TTRPG Actual Play featuring exclusively artists and performers who identify und...

CASTING CALL!

Hey folk! In honor of International Transgender Day of Visibility, we are hosting a special live-streamed AP one-shot!

We are looking to cast AP performers that identify under the transgender umbrella.

If you wish to participate, apps close March 13th!

forms.gle/o3S4Xor7wk5q...

president orders all tapas restaurants closed immediately

I might be mistaken, but I haven't sold a single product on DTRPG in the entire month of February.

I really gotta get out of this rut I'm in and get back to making shit.

Happy Kentucky Meat Shower Day to all who celebrate.

It's wild how 99% of missile defense systems is basically "throw up a wall of lead".

No wonder they're so damn expensive.

Make America Crusade Again

Bruce Campbell reveals on Twitter that he's fighting cancer.

Make at four hangups... this is going super well.

AWS is going through some shit right now... I need tech support for my sites...

They've called me three times, say they'll connect me with an agent, play music for about a minute, then recording says a "technical problem" prevented connecting the call and hangs up abruptly.

I continue to not be a fan of AI, but between you and me my Werner Herzog bot is pretty good.

[blank stare]

JFC how did you idiots even make it through the day without Grok?

We're at war and POTUS posted ten straight posts on Truth Social about how awesome his State of the Union was, so... yeah... Glad our priorities are in order.