I cannot overstate how much I don't need to see dunks on an I'm Still With Her post in 2026. When you find one of those people you just note them for biological study and then ignore what they say forever
yeah, one of the nice things about living in australia is i only get misgendered by the state when i’m forced to show my foreign passport
A line of very low clouds, plus long shadows from tall buildings, over Lake Michigan in Chicago.
Looking good, Lake Michigan.
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
there was a bot that posted individual voter survey results from australia and it was genuinely illuminating in its ideological incoherence. stuff like “i’m concerned about the environment and gay rights, i’m voting one nation”.
one looks like a charlie kirked version of the other (in the smaller face sense, not neckless)
Joined a new group oscillating at high frequency in the park on weekends
listen to blood work
We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table
just got two unidentified artifacts from a dromad, and one was a box of crayons and the other a combat shotgun, and if that's not caves of qud, i dunno what is
hey @nytimes.com some asshole is impersonating you in their shitty posts
It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”
and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self
Just back from a patrol committee meeting and newly dazzled by the dazzling hypercompetence of my comrades. We accomplish shit in 90 minutes and $0 that would take a platoon of consultants six months and six figures. Goddamn we’re amazing ❤️🔥
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
That 16 year timeframe is the culprit here. There was a brief window, about 1995 to 2015, when American tech wasn’t primarily a subsidiary of the US military. The original internet boom was an outlier and Silicon Valley has returned to normal now. It was always about killing people.
the government has now fucked up the proletariate's access to pornography. great job labor. bet this goes well for u.
Anthony Albanese has confirmed that three Australians were on a US submarine that sank an Iranian warship, after the Labor government earlier refused to comment on reports that emerged on Thursday. The prime minister said the Australian defence force personnel were on the submarine as part of an Aukus training program. But he maintained that Australian forces were in compliance with international law, and said: “No Australian personnel have participated in any offensive action against Iran.”
we are ONLY doing work experience (war for the dole). we are not doing real work
still excited for the show tonight and hoping you get a chance to play here again, it's been too long since i caught you in chicago for bit bash!
loving this “CEOs eat their own product” trend, somebody tell the CEO of Boeing to go next
the Guggenheim should sell you dildos imo
so don’t fucking buy it don’t fucking drink it don’t fucking click my links
Gave this a little actual thought and yeah every group who came here early enough to establish the culture is used to having an adversarial relationship with the website they post on. It must really chap these Bay Area Sickos asses tbh
You can tell how much Labor and the Coalition care about the poor Iranians by the way they hastily built a series of offshore concentration camps to imprison Iranian refugees *forever* when they tried to escape the regime.
Can confirm, every Signal chat in town either said nothing or made one snide comment and then immediately got back to work
While Iran's women's national team kicks off the second half of their Asian Cup match against hosts Australia, Al Jazeera is reporting that the national Azadi Stadium in Tehran has sustained heavy damage amid bombardment. #IRNAUS
apropos of nothing, if you want secure email, you need to use PGP or S/MIME.
It sucks for the sender and the recipient.
It’s also why everyone tells you that email isn’t secure, because secure email is hard.
- "ragebait" feed renamed from placeholder "discovery" title
- Algo false equilibria smoothed: weight gain fetishists should no longer be powerwashed w/ chiptunes artist promo, chiptune artists should no longer receive as many ads for estranged parents
- Purple avatars no longer cause IP bans
ze’s a cron man, scheduling the time
ze’d like to come and meet us but ze thinks ze’d blow our minds
