Dave Hambleton

“You’re Canadian! Why do you hate the Trump administration so much? He’s not your president! US politics don’t affect Canada!”
Me: Ummm …

My fellow Canadians are upset at how well Kevin O'Leary is being treated in the United States but aren’t seeing the benefit of our southern neighbours feting him. Maybe he’ll like the attention and stay. 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Happy holidays, friends!

Takes a special type of assh*le to burn down a community fridge.

When the Tim Hortons employee accidentally gives you an extra smile cookie …

For the HONORARY CANADIAN on your gift list
(only available in Canada... and yes that's how it's spelled in Canada)
peacelovecanada.ca

Exactly. Because there is no way we’re missing U. 😂

On this Remembrance Day, please take time to honour those that gave their lives for peace and those that continue to do so.

Canadians will be like "I needed this" and it's just ketchup chips and a caesar.

I never fully understand national budgets, but I hope they make cents for me.

I don’t know if Carney’s fiscal policies will move the needle for Canadians but they might budget.

I’m really looking forward to the convoy crew coming to the defense of Alberta teachers, a group that actually had their freedoms trampled. Please tag me in all the videos of the maple MAGAs at the legislature so I can repost them.

Parliament should change the name of Question Period to Question Mark to more accurately depict what they are doing. 😂

Gen X Canadian kids didn’t need sex ed. We had Degrassi and Sue Johanson.

Leavitt to republicans to consistently embarrass themselves.

Any American who asks me why I post so much about US politics has obviously never heard of Pierre Trudeau’s elephant analogy.

When my wife was pregnant, she preferred Tylenol Gels because they were rapid release the Epstein files.

He says smart people hate him. Guess that explains why he wants to shut down the Department of Education.

As soon as you say chem trails, the discussion, debate, argument, etc. is over. You lost.

Trying to get people who speak ill of Charlie Kirk on an FBI watch list or fired is an interesting approach to honouring your champion of free speech.

I’m new to chess so go easy on me, but is it … Rb6 / Qb4?

I used to pay for stupidity like a chump but … if you head to Parliament Hill today for the rally … you can get all the free dumb you want. There’s enough for everyone.

Happens to the best of us.

This is a parody account so it better be a joke!

When my boss asks me to complete an anonymous survey on working conditions:

Imagine someone sharing secrets with a child trafficking pedophile and not having to answer for it. You actually don’t have to imagine. That’s the Republican Party refusing to hold their leader accountable. It’s. A. Cult.

Slightly diminish a book:

Moby-Dink

I feel terrible for teachers in a 6-7 split classroom right now.

Finally … someone who knows what unpopular really means. 😂

Can’t spell genocide without ICE.