Leo Adrian Garcia

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

please tell me you expertly crafted the caption text. "John Leguizamo and Anna Chlumsky look impossibly cool just standing there, in front of a map" "Jurnee Smollett sitting down. Drinking coffee. Looking kinda pissed."

My co-worker @dsanskrit.bsky.social wouldn't shut up about it last year, and then he went and named it his favorite game of 2024: bsky.app/profile/dsan...

Meet Kevin Hassett: Conservatism’s Invincible Ignoramus Trump's director of the National Economic Council is a silly man.

I think about this piece whenever I see his smirking slimy silly face. www.thebulwark.com/p/meet-kevin...

I'd prefer that over pixel variants, which seemingly amounted to 90% of my pulls early on.

To be a fly on the wall and listen to you two digest and dissect this film in real time.

Every time I encounter this exchange, I always read IMC's tweet in Ralph Wiggum's voice.

This is lunacy.

Eat the liquid Warhead.

Taken literally, Bart is explicit about what part of the body is definitively not allowed to touch his candy bar, leaving the door open for other, less obvious, but no less effective means of taking control of aforementioned candy bar.

honorable mention (apparently I have a thing for long lens dirty singles):

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

"captan, pleazze."

for an abysmally terrible movie I only watched once in my teens (after devouring every Crichton novel I could get me hands on post-Jurrasic Park), it's insane how many parts of this have stuck with me: my introduction to Laura Linney and Delroy Lindo, "Amy Good Gorilla," and Curry's insane accent.

I often find myself thinking, "of the near infinite iterations of the human experience we could have landed at by this point in our existence, how strange that we've chosen this soul-crushing, techno-feudal, late-stage capitalist slog."

I can’t fucking wait to *not* post on threads.

oh, cool. a new place for me not to post.

after years of bullying, what finally made you cave?