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@rusty02536

Doomscrolling exile from the other place. Former Writer. Anxiety haver, Guitarist. Developing better habits. Kind. Black. Cape Verdean. Cape Cod MA

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a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to a woman ALT: a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to a woman

Here’s your reminder, if you don’t get Juneteenth off, go ahead and put that PTO in. It’s on a Friday this year❗️

06.03.2026 14:43 👍 75 🔁 44 💬 4 📌 11

In every Republican Presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a poorly managed war somewhere.

(cries in Nixon administration)

06.03.2026 14:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crypto.

06.03.2026 14:20 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I need the name of the Etsy witch who put a curse on the Atlanta Braves Also, support my 5K run for the Hollywood Food Coalition this Saturday!

Please help me find the witch who cursed the Braves. I could use this witch to curse…someone else! open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...

05.03.2026 21:11 👍 136 🔁 12 💬 19 📌 4

The three prime suspects of the Braves current curse

06.03.2026 00:12 👍 59 🔁 7 💬 9 📌 2

I can’t stress this enough.

The war is “The Caravan”

It arrived every single September in an even numbered year.

05.03.2026 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They been like this forever.
I was born in 71.

I don’t know who thought that they’d changed.

05.03.2026 12:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An image of the number of Dunkin Donuts in Massachusetts.There are a lot.

An image of the number of Dunkin Donuts in Massachusetts.There are a lot.

RFK,Jr. is coming for Dunks. The next revolution might just happen once again in Massachusetts. 😜 Viva la revolución P.S. I wonder if he will address food deserts, or clean air. #Boston #Massachusetts #Dunks

05.03.2026 11:43 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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04.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Ok, now let’s find a way to do that annually and then you’ve got my vote.

04.03.2026 17:43 👍 87 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a way to tell on your wife, big momma and aunties.

SMDH, in Black History 2.0 ( too much happened in February )

04.03.2026 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yall have to see this

Mildly nsfw

youtu.be/p7ruBotHWUs?...

04.03.2026 16:59 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Record Scratch: How did I end up here

04.03.2026 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RFK can go fuck himself.

🟠New England runs on Dunkin🔴

04.03.2026 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Radiohead TV
Radiohead TV YouTube video by Radiohead

Radiohead just randomly started streaming live performances and random songs from their catalogue yesterday, and it's still going.....................

👀👀👀

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ga...

04.03.2026 00:21 👍 2413 🔁 448 💬 65 📌 31

Same thing here, I would make a terrible poker player.

03.03.2026 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 16:20 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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01.03.2026 17:55 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

So I just wanted to say what the actual fuck mmm

I can’t even safely speak freely anymore.

All those people saying I was over reacting can fuck right off.

28.02.2026 23:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Help Kelly Pannek

Help Kelly Pannek

This one is for a REAL need and imma hopeful that an auto company gonna step up. KELLY PANNEK from the women’s hockey team got hits by someone who totaled her car. She needs a new car.

Lots of brands commenting that they want to help,, but few truly stepping up. Who can help,??

26.02.2026 19:18 👍 2349 🔁 505 💬 49 📌 28

Let’s see…

Cold Gross McDonald’s

Or

A tasteful lunch with Stanley Tucci?

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

26.02.2026 16:04 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Good.

Take Herm Edwards with you on the way out.

26.02.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aaaaa I see she-who-must-not-be-named got her IRL Wizard Chess...

26.02.2026 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just a friendly and gentle reminder that you can still feel joy when life is tumultuous. You can even seek it out. You are allowed laughs and smiles during even the worst times.

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25.02.2026 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my..we need to send it south. Way South!

24.02.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥹

24.02.2026 13:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone want 26” of snow?

It’s 100% organic Cape Hoth Farms Snow

PM for pricing

24.02.2026 12:48 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I needed the snow day to read

Outland by Dennis Taylor and The Lotus Chronicles by Rob Siegel

But tomorrow, I dig snow with a bad knee 😟

23.02.2026 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How did so much snow fall on Mass.? Blizzard was a ‘Goldilocks' situation Meteorologists say the powerful nor’easter smacking the Northeast is a classic, record-setting blizzard. Experts on Monday described it as the strongest in a decade, as strong as a Category 2 hurricane but in the winter. And they said it hit the perfect setup for heavy, wet snow, with the temperature in a narrow sweet spot and the storm track in just the right spot near the ocean to gather moisture and power. The National Weather Service reports Providence broke its all-time snowfall record. Other towns from Long Island to New Jersey are seeing huge totals too. Experts warn the wet snow can strain hearts during shoveling.

The nor’easter smacking much of the Northeast with nearly 3 feet of snow in places is as classic and powerful a blizzard as you can get, the strongest in a decade and up there with the most intense in history, meteorologists said. on.nbcboston.com/JNGNwGj

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