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Queer. Socialist. Video games, unfortunately. Mostly shitposts and stream of consciousness. they/them

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incredible things are happening in final fantasy fourteen

08.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table, leaning in to my hand to be fussed.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table, leaning in to my hand to be fussed.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table. He is being pet in such a way that he is making that silly face cats make when their face is pulled taut.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table. He is being pet in such a way that he is making that silly face cats make when their face is pulled taut.

Do you think he knows he looks like this

07.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never went but I knew someone who worked there, lol.

Watching the video now and he seems to have skipped over (unless he mentions it later) Rochester being *the* town for touristy Dickens stuff. So less weird than it sounds on the surface.

07.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it happened to me: i clicked on a video called "the most british theme park youve never heard of" and i had in fact heard of it

07.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(assuming my maths is right they're currently at about 82p per litre)

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's that time again; americans complaining about petrol prices despite their petrol being cheaper now at its most expensive than i have ever seen petrol in the UK in my entire life

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6650 πŸ” 1490 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13

Shadow of Memories one of those games that seemed impossibly complex and infinitely large when I was a kid. No clue how well it holds up today but I hope you enjoy it if you've not played it!

06.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy OST Gaia's battle theme
Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy OST Gaia's battle theme YouTube video by Terios Krim

There's some awful mobile slot machine game for a Final Fantasy crossover and while I will obviously not be touching that slop I have to accept that this track is a gift to Shadowbringers fans youtu.be/U4bNo4RyLts

06.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy 3/4/26 πŸ’…

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 14268 πŸ” 3420 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 141

i can't watch too many videos like this because i get the incredibly strong urge to be like "I should buy one of these. This would be a cool thing to own". same thing with the fucking american fotoplayer

06.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

any normal person would take this as a moment to reflect on why the worst people in society are agreeing with them and egging them on but unfortunately starmer is a moral vacuum and perfectly at home with the scum of the earth

05.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wild to think that UK citizens are morally good when we keep electing the far right. there's like a 50% chance you could wallop a voter completely at random and they'd deserve it!

05.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the fuck do you MEAN i have an email subscription to "linkedin games". serial killer type behaviour

05.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

made the mistake of having a linkedin account back when i was working in an office and now i get like 5 emails a day and each time i unsubscribe i am apparently *only* unsubscribing from some very specific subgenre of emails.
"okay, no more connection updates"
"unsubbed from linkedin games"

05.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

once again begging for any info have on sourcing oestrogen vials, shipped to the UK, without crypto

05.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also avoiding eye contact at all times. she just like me fr

05.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lowtax speedrun type shit

04.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a crossword

04.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

New goal for Solo: unlock the new pants

04.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hanky code:

Yellow: Piss
Red: Fisting
Purple: Armpits
Red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue: Clown stuff

04.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

amusingly she said if "have a conversation with a stranger" feels unrealistic i could ask supermarket staff where the pickles are. closer. CLOSER.

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

therapist is slowly moving my goalposts closer and closer until we come up with something that seems like a realistic goal. we have gone from "join a hobby group for something that interests you" to "have a conversation with a stranger"

04.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
EEE EEEE
EEE EEEE YouTube video by RebelTube

youtube.com/watch?v=RINq7amRdzM&feature=youtu.be

04.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also lol: hey we heard you have ADHD. if you want treatment you must solve my three riddles and perform a bunch of boring and pointless administrative tasks

fuck off pal. i see what you're doing here. this is not subtle!

04.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i should not have to, essentially, gamble on whether i can get treatment. pick a name out of a hat and it's a coin toss whether they actually provide treatment or not. isnt it the NHS's job to figure out how to provide care?? why am *I* the one who has to fucking source it????

04.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GOD i hate "right to choose" for ADHD treatment providers. just having to google an enormous list of private clinics that the NHS outsources to and every single one is a bunch of 1 star reviews noting that they're an obvious scam with no interest in providing healthcare, just soaking up funds

04.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6569 πŸ” 1859 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 106

i dont think developing an entire ass video game and then it only being available for about 4 weeks is a sustainable business model yet it keeps happening

03.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this image has been cropped - the full version has a *shocking* amount of yellow marks within the USA, lmao

02.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0