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Queer. Socialist. Video games, unfortunately. Mostly shitposts and stream of consciousness. they/them

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13.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bravely Default is the best mainline Final Fantasy game and it's not even close

12.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I... Huh.

I didn't even hear about this coming to PC.

Nice!

12.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

my dad took an adult learning course in archaeology and was also very into time team. i am not 100% sure which came first but the correlation is there at least

12.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a good sign when you're still having nightmares about the job you left like 8 years ago. Is that healthy

12.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we all love the gooper

12.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A laptop running HoMM3 with a spread of some pasta salad, bread topped with pickles and cheese, and some sort of fried dumpling. Someone else is playing on a desktop setup in the background.

A laptop running HoMM3 with a spread of some pasta salad, bread topped with pickles and cheese, and some sort of fried dumpling. Someone else is playing on a desktop setup in the background.

The title screen on a curved monitor. There is a single bottle of bee and a truly foul looking burrito in front of a micro keyboard.

The title screen on a curved monitor. There is a single bottle of bee and a truly foul looking burrito in front of a micro keyboard.

Three dudes having a real dudes rock moment in front of like a 32” LCD tv with three personal pizzas and again, a single bottle of beer in front of it.

Three dudes having a real dudes rock moment in front of like a 32” LCD tv with three personal pizzas and again, a single bottle of beer in front of it.

My man playing HoMM3 with a pint glass and a full-ass charcuterie board

My man playing HoMM3 with a pint glass and a full-ass charcuterie board

Facebook has decided that I am part of a Heroes of Might and Magic 3 community that is mostly just Eastern European dudes posting pictures of themselves playing the game with a mix of depression meals and elaborate Slavic spreads paired with a single beer.

27.10.2024 01:26 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

the biggest dick move on this stuff is when they list all the price per weight in different units to make comparisons more difficult. worst offender is "per each". fuck off "per each" that's not a measurement of mass

12.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

very funny for the lib dems to let everyone know this is their red line as well, in case anyone was at risk of taking them seriously again

11.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what an adorable brown, almost gold, pig

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness

Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness

Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear

Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear

Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school

Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school

Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.

Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.

Introducing: Piggy

We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with β€œbrown. deformad face” [sic] on it

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1000 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 3
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On this day in video game history:

19.04.2020 16:48 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Two Canada geese on the bank of a pond. Some water fowl feed has been scattered around where they stand. The goose on the left is standing tall and keeping watch, while the goose on the right is lower to the ground.

Two Canada geese on the bank of a pond. Some water fowl feed has been scattered around where they stand. The goose on the left is standing tall and keeping watch, while the goose on the right is lower to the ground.

The same pair of geese that were at the nearby pond are back again this year. I know they're the same pair because one of them is missing their right eye. Proper delighted that they're still thriving and that they've come back. Made my morning.

10.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Toonstruck on Steam Toonstruck combines live action, cell animation, and an all star cast: Christopher Lloyd, Ben Stein, Dan Castellaneta, Tim Curry, and Dom DeLuise, for a not-to-be-missed adventure through a zany carto...

If you like any of the classic LucasArts (Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Sam and Max) this is an *easy* recommend from me. Unfortunately the official trailer is *awful*. Please don't put too much stock in the trailer!
(264 user ratings on Steam!)
store.steampowered.com/app/369830/T...

10.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toonstruck, a 1996 point and click adventure that's a love letter to cartoons (think Animaniacs and Looney Tunes), starring Christopher Lloyd, Dan Castellaneta, and featuring an absolute A list cast of other animation voice actors including Tim Curry, Jim Cummings, Tress MacNeille.

10.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a reddit thread where users discuss wanting to avoid dying before the release of Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers. The last post in the thread reads: Me too, I generally enjoy life, but now it's like when I go down the stairs my brain is all "bro use the handrail, Alphinaud needs you" and I'm like "you right, you right"

A screenshot of a reddit thread where users discuss wanting to avoid dying before the release of Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers. The last post in the thread reads: Me too, I generally enjoy life, but now it's like when I go down the stairs my brain is all "bro use the handrail, Alphinaud needs you" and I'm like "you right, you right"

A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV where a character named Devoted Masha Fan says: In fact, her dedication inspires me to be more mindful in my day-to-day living! Even with something as simple as descending the stairs, I'll often find myself thinking, β€œI must be careful. Masha needs me!”

A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV where a character named Devoted Masha Fan says: In fact, her dedication inspires me to be more mindful in my day-to-day living! Even with something as simple as descending the stairs, I'll often find myself thinking, β€œI must be careful. Masha needs me!”

are you kidding me #ffxiv

09.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Family Guy Video Game! (Multiplatform, 2006)

09.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1635 πŸ” 500 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 11
A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table, leaning in to my hand to be fussed.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table, leaning in to my hand to be fussed.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table. He is being pet in such a way that he is making that silly face cats make when their face is pulled taut.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table. He is being pet in such a way that he is making that silly face cats make when their face is pulled taut.

Do you think he knows he looks like this

07.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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incredible things are happening in final fantasy fourteen

08.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table, leaning in to my hand to be fussed.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table, leaning in to my hand to be fussed.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table. He is being pet in such a way that he is making that silly face cats make when their face is pulled taut.

A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table. He is being pet in such a way that he is making that silly face cats make when their face is pulled taut.

Do you think he knows he looks like this

07.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never went but I knew someone who worked there, lol.

Watching the video now and he seems to have skipped over (unless he mentions it later) Rochester being *the* town for touristy Dickens stuff. So less weird than it sounds on the surface.

07.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it happened to me: i clicked on a video called "the most british theme park youve never heard of" and i had in fact heard of it

07.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(assuming my maths is right they're currently at about 82p per litre)

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's that time again; americans complaining about petrol prices despite their petrol being cheaper now at its most expensive than i have ever seen petrol in the UK in my entire life

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6772 πŸ” 1523 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13

Shadow of Memories one of those games that seemed impossibly complex and infinitely large when I was a kid. No clue how well it holds up today but I hope you enjoy it if you've not played it!

06.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy OST Gaia's battle theme
Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy OST Gaia's battle theme YouTube video by Terios Krim

There's some awful mobile slot machine game for a Final Fantasy crossover and while I will obviously not be touching that slop I have to accept that this track is a gift to Shadowbringers fans youtu.be/U4bNo4RyLts

06.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy 3/4/26 πŸ’…

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 14459 πŸ” 3478 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 141

i can't watch too many videos like this because i get the incredibly strong urge to be like "I should buy one of these. This would be a cool thing to own". same thing with the fucking american fotoplayer

06.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

any normal person would take this as a moment to reflect on why the worst people in society are agreeing with them and egging them on but unfortunately starmer is a moral vacuum and perfectly at home with the scum of the earth

05.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0