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Bearded, writes freelance. Barely represents his own views, never mind anyone else's.

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Real Friday energy tbh

06.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The real question here is who's going to be buying the stuff these companies are making when nobody has a job?

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

What counts as an "extreme microbe"? Ability to skateboard and not take any shit from The Man?

04.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's more that they're willing to gamble people's careers and livelihoods on the chance they MIGHT make Fortnite money. Even if it's a small chance. And it's entirely because it's not their lives on the line. Bastards.

04.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There isn't a single player? I was gonna download it just to see what it was like before it goes, but I hate playing with other people, so I was gonna single player it up. But with no single player, I'm not gonna bother.

04.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for Labour's response to be "clearly we should lean more to the right"

27.02.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brandon Sanderson did a very good short video where he pointed out that they're art directors AT BEST. Most of these people aren't even that

24.02.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blowing up your personal fortune and companies in order to create the Nazi Social Media Site of your dreams. Truly a real life Tony Stark

24.02.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Paddington at the BAFTAs, but he’s doing Tony Montana’s β€˜bad guy’ bit from Scarface.

23.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 330 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

Exactly this. That sort of talk only benefits the people currently inflating the bubble. If AI had any value, it would be showing it in some way. So far, it's just a very expensive way to pump stocks and burn resources at an enormous rate. It's the largest white elephant ever created.

24.02.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What an utterly bizarre and tone deaf comparison to make to Tourettes

24.02.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The absolute lack of anything outside is horrifying. It looks like it hasn't finished rendering. Imagine your house just floating in the tarmac void like that, it's awful

23.02.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, this is happening AGAIN? Fucking football men, what the fuck. She's gorgeous and they clearly love each other, why can't those troglodytes just fuck off.

23.02.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm, no thank you. No eclipse today, no thank you

19.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β–Ί Best of 8-bit Electro Gaming Mix September 2015 β—„ ~(οΏ£β–½οΏ£)~ | Xefox Music
β–Ί Best of 8-bit Electro Gaming Mix September 2015 β—„ ~(οΏ£β–½οΏ£)~ | Xefox Music YouTube video by sora shiro

If you want some banging 8-bit tunes, this is my go-to mix www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0bQ...

19.02.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kerbal Space Program - Fermi Interstellar Colonizer (the BIG one)
Kerbal Space Program - Fermi Interstellar Colonizer (the BIG one) YouTube video by Sirius Science

I love that it includes Moskva-Kassiopeya. I once watched a Kerbal Space Program video all the way to the end entirely because of his music. It's such a fucking bop www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejVj...

19.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God I love those graphics

19.02.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Magic Sword Guest Mix - Steve Angello BBC Radio 1 Residency - April 21
Magic Sword Guest Mix - Steve Angello BBC Radio 1 Residency - April 21 YouTube video by Magic Sword

They did a fantastic guest mix on Radio One too, it's definitely worth a listen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrLW...

19.02.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh shit, for real? I love them so much. Volume 1 is my "testing new earphones" album.

17.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Labour, birth and drugs - fantasy vs reality Midwife Cath Curtin explores the impact our expectation for "a perfect birth" has on our birth experience and self-esteem. Do we unconsciously set ourselves up for failure? Join Cath as she breaks dow...

Obviously I haven't had a C-section, but I listened to this podcast a lot when my partner was pregnant, and I believe it's Australian. Hopefully it might have some information if you can't find it elsewhere? play.listnr.com/podcast/birt...

17.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Won't you come

17.02.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Won't you come

17.02.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Journey before destination, hell yeah

16.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, roommates are wild these days

12.02.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad to see a peace deal has finally been struck with the Pothole People. Far too many good people lost on both sides.

10.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It never ceases to amaze me how many people seem to believe Wuthering Heights is a romantic film. I really hope she's at least leaned into the idea that these are both awful, terrible people who spend all their time torturing each other and being horrible to everyone else.

10.02.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I opened the link, forgot about it, and opened it randomly. The instant I saw the ships I assumed it was 40K. I can see what GW were thinking.

09.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really does look like 40K though. Those ships are INCREDIBLY 40K.

09.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can only assume that these massive otters are causing asteroids to spin into unstable orbits

09.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's going to retire to the country and become Keir Farmer

09.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0