Matt Salomone

Because they truly believe Newsom is inevitable, that is, that nothing anyone can do right now can change the Party’s mind

“Yeah bro I drive a Lambo” and you pull up in this, that’s WINNING

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

There's an "online classes / face-to-face classes" joke in here somewhere

We're not doing "arm the Curdish militias"

No! No!! We need cheese curd solidarity! All cheese curds are beautiful and valid!!

I’ve seen enough. … No, I don’t have an election call or anything, I just want to stop seeing any more new things in general.

once again I am asking for an explanation of what, exactly, Donald Trump thinks a dog is

I’d go so far as to say that grasping “invariance under change of basis” as a threshold concept is what I want linear algebra to “really” be about. For the math major audience at least.

Otherwise we’re just monkeying around with matrices 😋

So they can marvel later that it's the sum of the eigenvalues! (And independent of basis!)

As a professor, providing accommodations doesn’t impact me at all, and it helps students out. The fact that anyone cares about this is baffling to me.

But then I remember that the country is currently run by eugenicist freaks and they’ve just found a new group to hound.

Scott Adams took ivermectin! And he’s healthier than ev— *touches earpiece* Oh.

I mean... sure it's political. It's just not partisan, which is what Kegseth means

"American Chopper" guy pointing angrily and shouting "NO THAT'S CANCEL CULTURE!!1!"

Heaven forfend lol

Drawing a line in the sand, then taking five steps backward and drawing another, repeated ad infinitum

a man stands in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream ALT: a man stands in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream

BRING ME MY POPCORN

CD's brain is fully cooked, idk how much stock I'd put into any of his messiahposting

Hmm who's more likely to Bear False Witness in this case....

You mean *publicly* says, right? 🫠

Buzzy UCSD Math Readiness Report Failed to Mention Calculator Ban Instead, the authors pinned the change on COVID-19 and an increase in low-income student enrollments. It’s unclear whether they knew about the calculator policy change.

From @emmawhitford.bsky.social: Turns out that UCSD report sounding the alarm on plummeting math readiness didn't mention the recent calculator ban for placement tests: www.insidehighered.com/news/student...

What if — and bear with me — what if we created an AI front-end that secretly just had a trained, licensed, and fairly compensated human therapist on the other end

Trump: "We broke the Dow"

Welcome to the #HoagieHomies cinematic universe, where cereal and gazpacho are the same type of sandwich, just as are uncrustables and calzones

This particular Kennedy never had Massachusetts (though there were uncomfortably many lawn signs when he was briefly entertaining a Democratic presidential primary run — can you even imagine anymore??)

"Christians have to be pro-war. Christians have always had to be pro-war."

Oh really, Pastor, so most of your congregants ended up in eternal conscious torment prior to 1967?? Good to know.

The *recency* with which white Evangelical churches have reversed course on pretty major issues (Pacifism! Abortion rights!) informs why that movement doesn't like its adherents to learn about history

Pixar's "Puss in Boots" cat with large eyes, pupils the size of saucepans