U.R. Lizard Friend Was Her?

shower time~🎶

raiden was fucked up for mowing down all of those respectable bipartisans in metal gear rising

3: Renaissance centaur
#monstermarch

Skyrim NPC with text Boy Moder on tshirt

Skyrim NPC with Cock goes here and arrow pointing at ass on a tshirt

putting a ♂ on a drawing of a girl to indicate she drives a volvo

Rice Shower 🌹💕✨
#UmaMusume #ウマ娘 #RiceShower

this is such a frustrating period in history. social media probably makes it feel a lot worse to be fair though

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

i tried to update marvel rivals and it said "not enough disk space" my brother in christ i have sixty of god's own gigabytes free how much fucking space do you NEED

if your game is over fifty gigs and it isn't For Me, Specifically it better suck my dick and make me breakfast

personally i'd be very afraid of public reaction if i decided to align myself with the already historically unprecedentedly unpopular president--who is a pedophile--in spending the entire country's gdp on an illegal, unethical and already unpopular war with iran while our infrastructure falls apart

american legislators are very comfortable doing what they do given that they are regular human beings with names and addresses

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

happy birthday baiken
#guiltygear

slept for just shy of a combined 15 hours and now i feel normal again

A portrait of Sorceress Sellen from Elden Ring

Sellen from Elden Ring
#illustration

Baiken is in her guilty gear accent core outfit, holding her katana next to her face, in a dynamic pose with a pink and black background;

Happy bday to the coolest samurai in fgs!!
#baiken_Birthday #GGST #guiltygear

Every drink stirs a story untold.

#va11halla

Overwatch players making fun of rivals having obscure comic characters like one more East Asian woman in their roster won’t have Donald Glover trying to get in their game

A lot of people are making themselves straight up dog-level stupid talking to a glorified speak-n-spell all day

i’d make the case that the doohickey oughta be mentioned in the same breath as excalibur and other weapons of legend

a screen shot from "Tis Time for Torture, Princess" The caption reads "You don't have to be an expert to say you like something" the charater is a light brown haired woman with closed eyes, a sun hat, her hair in a pony tail, and a white shirt on. She is smiling and has a pale complexion.

a screen shot from "Tis Time for Torture, Princess" The caption reads "liking things isn't a competition" The character in this shot is the protagonist, hime-sama/the princess and she is a blonde girl with blue eyes, a black ball cap, and a black shirt that says "horyo" she is making a surprised face at the wisdom of the previous comment

If anyone ever gives you shit about being a casual fan of something, staple these to their forehead

Fun fact that the quoted picture is actually an illusion; the real anor londo looks like this

naps are fun .｡🌙
#deadlock

Spear grable.

"i wonder if i'll have a long day today" i say, knowing full well that i work at the long day factory in long daysville as the long day inspector

fell asleep as soon as i got home from work. still sleepy. ough