The number of people I’ve subjected to this who’ve never forgiven me for it 👍

It is a quarter to midnight in the UK and @contrapoints.bsky.social ‘s line delivery on “I need to know how the alien fucks RIGHT NOW” made me laugh so hard I think I woke up my upstairs neighbor

Screenshot from Tidal, for the Harry Styles song “Ready, Steady, Go!”

Oh so he like, REALLY got into lcd soundsystem

I echo this overall least favourite / favourite but only because I straight up do not count Nemesis

Seriously have you tried watching it recently

I tried to give it an honest revisit last year, made it to the goddamn dune buggy and just fucking bailed

First Contact lessens the Borg as an enemy by saddling them with an origin story and a “leader” and it still ends up being the best Next Gen movie

THAT’s how good First Contact is.

The guy who gets excited whenever they post the new Kenton schedule

They are so dumb I love them so much 🤩

A pair of Saucony running shoes, white/grey, red trim, and the soles are black with white polka dots

Needed new shoes before the half marathon in April so I went to the Saucony store in Covent Garden, long story short look at these Keith Haring collab monstrosities 😆

Just saw something recent with George Clooney in it, turns out he’s gonna be one of those old men with really big ears and I don’t know why that makes me so happy but it does

Someone (w/ quote posts disabled) reminded me about Live From Daryl’s House which I haven’t thought about in yearrrrrs

Here’s a personal favourite

youtu.be/jTc2kG4Aea4

A while back I reworked “Andrew Eldritch Is Moving Back To Leeds” as a moody cocktail piano number; it’s still my number-one favorite way to bore houseguests

Screencap from the Science Museum website showing the range of Star Trek swag coming to their gift shop

It is legitimately embarrassing how much of my money they’re about to get

Da ‘aina got no beef with Alaska

Lived in Hawai‘i for four years: it needs about 48 arrows pointing due east

Forever.

Jfc semantic html is as old as css who the hell is still using <i> tags

Small Prophets is legit. Get on it. 👍

a man is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and making a face . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and making a face .

Y’all ready to get mad at me?

…Nick and Jess should never have gotten back together

Always bothered me that these were the raiments of a supposed Harbinger Of Summer

Can you imagine what it must have SMELLED like inside that thing

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

Go draw a horse at gradient.horse why don’t you

On the one hand you were the reason everyone and their mom wanted a parallax scrolling website for a hot minute there

But on the other hand, the game is honestly great.

I mean I was gonna do that run that day anyway, if they wanna give me a pizza for 25p at the end of it? 🤷‍♂️

What Is the Map My Pizza Run? The Map My Pizza Run is exactly what it sounds like. This January, we're asking you to: • Run a pizza-shaped route (any pizza shape works) • Map your route • Show us your pizza shape • Get &1 off pizza for every KM you run No pressure. No targets. No rules. Just move your body and earn pizza. How It Works Taking part in the Map My Pizza Run couldn't be easier: • Choose your route and run a pizza-inspired shape (or walk, skate, wheel...any mode of movement!) • Track your route using your preferred app

Map graphic from the Runkeeper app showing a 13 kilometre route in the shape of a pizza slice

Photo of the wife and I gettin down on some za

Now that it’s February and thus no longer (as much) free advertising for Franco Manca, I present: a story in three parts

I’mma go on record: ITV did it better last year than 5 is currently doin it.

I’m here to lean into the absurdity of watching the Super Bowl from London and 5 are not meeting me halfway

ITS OKAY I STILL PICKED UP WHAT YOU WERE LAYIN DOWN 👍

If it’s the same one who just nearly intercepted I am equally confused 🏀

There Are Zap Rowsdowers Everywhere For Those With The Eyes To See

I had a dream last night that I was on a trip with my circa 1998 boy scout troop and also we were the band Slipknot

What kind of fucking mid-40s bullshit is to blame for how excited I am that I get to run nine miles tomorrow