Bailey at 10 months old
Bailey at 6 years old
Crying because my partner and I adopted Bailey when she was 10 months old and she’ll be 7 years old in June 😭
I love browsing for new bikinis but I don’t ever go to the pool or beach because one I can’t swim and two I hate sand
I love having my own place because what do you mean I can walk into my kitchen naked and peacefully eat Grillo’s pickles?
I lost 10 pounds and it resulted in me losing 2 inches off my glutes 😔 Please give me some space while I mourn my fat ass
I’m convinced ppl who say Taco Bell gives them the shits just don’t eat enough fiber
My partner has three co workers named John so the store addresses them by size. Whenever he says “lil John” I always shout “WHAT! ….OKAY!”
My in-law told me “I didn’t know who Bad Bunny was until the Super Bowl but I heard Trump hates him so that’s reason for me to like Bad Bunny.”
I read and finished A Little Life five years ago and I still think about how much I hated it. Every time I thought “Jude’s life couldn’t get any worse,” it got worse
After watching Physical Asia and Final Draft, Yoshio Itoi 100% earned his title as superhuman. His athleticism for being retired and his age is unreal. I want a bite outta him
Yes I’m introverted but the SECOND I hear One Direction anywhere, I will shout “ONE DIRECTION?!”
The chances of you shitting yourself increases as you age, right? Asking for myself
So many cute dresses and tops I see while shopping followed by a “too bad I don’t have the tits for it”
I finally bench pressed 135! 💪🤪
Idc how old I get, I’ll always shout “ICE CREAM!!” And chase after an ice cream truck
Can someone explain the reasoning behind men ALWAYS choosing the cable that is directly behind me when all of the others are open??
Idk man, I think it’s fucking lame that I need 4 plates on each side of the leg press machine to get the same amount of stimulus as back squatting 95 lbs 🤷🏻♀️
Thought I muted myself on the phone and let one rip..I wasn’t muted…
The tide is turning, change is in the air and I have hope again.
I’m curious, why do ppl who try to get back into reading books always start with non-fiction???
Another night of “what did I eat that’s giving me diarrhea?”
Bailey under the blanket
Bailey out of the blanket, staring at me
Was doing some work and heard shuffling going on behind me and saw that Bailey tucked herself in. She popped out to stare at me when I laughed a little too hard
Don’t come for my head but Katabasis by RF Kuang was a letdown. Such an interesting plot but the execution was not it. I did not think Hell could be so damn boring
What’s more embarrassing: Clapping when you think a performance has ended or saying goodbye to someone and walking in the same direction?
Why is there a popcorn button on a microwave if every bag of popcorn explicitly says “DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON ON MICROWAVE”
Is doing a mini bulk during winter worth having a temporary gut if it means I may be able to grow my glutes to get a tiny bit closer to 40 inches? Perhaps
If dragonfruit, cantaloupe, or honeydew are in your top 4 favorite fruits then I will side eye you. Literally 3 of the most flavorless fruit 🤨
I just wanna speak to the person in the costume department for TWD that chose to stop showing off Norman Reedus’ arms because how dare you
Quad pump- gym fit is in colors like Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Quad pump- gym fit is a pink oversized t shirt with black gym shorts
Focused on strength training for 3 years and now going for size & aesthetics. Unfortunately I feel like my quads will never be big enough 😔
After building my glutes from nothing, I would now be offended if someone accused me of getting a BBL. Don’t discredit my sweat, tears, and protein farts
