Chuck E and Bennie Have Opinions 🐕🐾

Kinectic Konflict is the name of my new Eighties cover band.

Pure gold.

a man in a suit is sitting in a black chair Alt: a man in a suit is sitting in a black chair, he is being blasted by a wall of sound so that the scarf he’s wearing billows out in back of him.

Reminds me of this.

Japanese copy of a Gibson Les Paul Junior, in white. The body is heavily “relic’d”, meaning there are parts of the surface that are scratched, gouged, and otherwise abused.

My most roadworn (naturally) guitar is this Japanese Les Paul Jr. copy, circa late 1970s. Those are gouges in the surface, not just scratches.

Happy Birthday!

A florist and a scoundrel.

I am Graham Platner's age. I too was in the post 9/11 military. I also grew up in a small town in the Northeast US. I am also a college dropout with PTSD. And I am telling you: anyone from my demographic who had a Nazi tattoo for 15 years is either a Nazi or too dumb to be an effective US senator.

Bennie spots something outside the car window. Her ears prick up. She stares intently.

Squirell!

Tom's anxiety monster offers his help, asks if he's REALLY sure he's making the right decisions, what if he's not happy with the outcome, and also doesn't he worry that his cartoons suck

the full cartoon, from a couple years ago when I was dealing with a whole bunch of big stuff all at once

Bennie, a white chihuahua mix, refuses to get out of the bed covers in the morning.

I don’t wanna get up.

Bennie, a female white chihuahua mix with big brown eyes, sticks her tounge out for the camera.

Blep

Dana Carvey (if he does his Bond as SNL impressions, like the Church Lady).

Sluggo. Future crypto trader.

"And forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors."

It's right there in the big prayer. 😉

We were outside of Barstow when the drugs kicked in.

I wish Washington and Oregon would join BC.

Bennie the white female chihuahua mix, is fast asleep on a pillow. She still has a yellow bandana on from her grooming visit on Monday.

Cleansing…

Same. I think the Pacific Northwest needs to join BC in solidarity.

Where’s my Edit button?!

This year DHS is requiring the Real ID to have access to the extra hours this year. Good advice to get some out early.

You have to wait for the August sales and stock up for the next year.

I just realized Daylight Savings Time is a week away!

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals “used often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

I wonder if RFKJr pushed him away from getting the shingles vaccine?

Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

Plenty of cross-branding opportunities between cereals and candies here. General Mills and Kelloggs should take note. 😉

He’s our Jeb! (Please clap) for 2028. Calling it now.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

Buy kosher dogs. They answer to a higher authority.

Alt for the video: The old Hebrew National hot dog commercial where the tag line is “We answer to a higher authority,” meaning God and Kosher regulations. The spokesperson is dressed like Uncle Sam.

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