Aria Winningson

31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying “the quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.

#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

they don't want you to know this but the tiny desk is actually regular size, they shoot the musicians with a grow ray before the concert and then use a shrink ray to reverse it after. sometimes they get the settings wrong and send them off a bit shorter than when they came in.

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- Legacy code to force user IP locations to Tomb of the Eaters removed after concerns raised by large bsky userbase with severe ferret allergies worried about locating an unintented bell of rest
- Mobile app should emit as much as 75% less pollen during breeding season
- Josh Fruhlinger culled

- "ragebait" feed renamed from placeholder "discovery" title
- Algo false equilibria smoothed: weight gain fetishists should no longer be powerwashed w/ chiptunes artist promo, chiptune artists should no longer receive as many ads for estranged parents
- Purple avatars no longer cause IP bans

new bluesky update features:
- new opt-in feature to see posts by users with they/them vibes
- two-factor authentication to follow users with a credit score known to be below 450 (Experian support TBA)
- posts with word 'eggbug' use 20% larger font
- Nipple hyper now allowed with nipple hyper flag

i suggest using wimbus. just switch to prumbr. you should try puwuwu. have you given biffen a look? i've been using enwumf and it doesn't have this problem. gleeb solves this. you won't have any of these issues with gleeb. gleeb is the way to go.

as part of dewhedonization we gotta retire "big bad" as a phrase. it's always been grating. "antagonist" was a perfectly fine term already, and if you still insist on being a dork about it, "endboss" is right there.

[trying to inform the driver that they need to immediately make a sharp right turn] okay now turn neither right nor left

heartbreaking: that thing you like is mostly popular on tvtropes

well if the dog says it it must be true

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

need to know what nickname they gave the doohickey in japan

"ideas are bulletproof" wrong. doohickey attack 📼🥍💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Girl who's into praise kink but also power scaling: but am I a good enough girl to defeat Goku

one of the deeper horrors of The Epstein Era is the swooping realization that this is what expertise always meant in bourgeois society

The thing with the Bay Area is that there are these neighborhood pockets that are so stupidly beautiful and idyllic and that’s how you know they are inhabited by the absolute worst people on earth

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

"gundam fans be talking about char the same way jerma fans talk about jerma"

have you seen my fav post

that's just how djs look

"i love grappling enemy mechs, i just wish i could do it from a distance as part of my attack!"

the helpful colossus termo-unguis:

california and texas don't see eye to eye on much but we can all agree that these guys are the fucking worst

screenshot from microshaft winblows of curvy windows on a desktop, along with icons like Reject Bin, Shaftbox, MSTV Network, CampusCam, Internet Exploiter, and Bill's Personal Outlook

found a leaked screenshot from Windows 12

american military leadership is acting in ways previously only seen in the first act of a kaiju film

quick poll: what do you consider the ideal ratio of friends to strangers at a party?

*flips around chair* you know who else got "roman canceled"