That’s a pretty petty thing of you to say

And now, a joke for about 6 of you:

I guess you really are verse!

Whattre ya doin’ in the CLE?

Gay powers pulsing through my veins as we speak

Same

My main take away from Balletgate is that a lot of people have been looking for a reason to dislike Timothy Chalamet.

Congratulations 🎈 sounds like a wonderful opportunity (and a wonderful headshot to boot)!

Was the problem green-lighting “overly” personal stories, or that none of the execs had the skills to find, develop, and amplify the universal themes in those stories?

Everyone agrees the clock changes are awful, but no one agrees on what we should do instead. So we’re just going to have this conversation every six months forever.

You in another decade (“Travels with My Discontent” at Barrington Stage Company, 2006)

This is how i find out Twelfth Night is streaming

PRETTYBELLE

Youve sold me!

Current events remind me of this display i saw in a bookstore the other week.

I never heard about "China," I never saw "China," I didn't give a fuck about "China."

Haunted-ass commute

If you ever want to go as this emoji for halloween you’re all set: 👯‍♀️

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Gen Z men are eating ‘boy kibble’, the human equivalent to dog food, to load up on protein cheaply | Fortune A simple meal of beef and rice is all the craze across social media.

cause last week twice
I bought ground chuck
and for once I didn’t stuff it
full of two-day old bread;
I fed my kids meat
‘stead of meat-flavored bread,
twice in one week.

So bizarre. If they had that much of an issue with the material, it seems the simplest thing would be to not do Kiss, Me, Kate.

Whenever this happens i just want to scream “we know you were on a show 30 years ago! You can look 30 years older now!”

You’re both taller and more adept at the metric system than I expected!

You basically work for the red cross

We needed the city to shut off our water so we could replace the main valve at our meter. Aging infrastructure means that request requires a 4-person crew to completely replace our switch at the curb. And it’s just really hard to imagine how this can continue for decades (or an alternative).

WHOA

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

But also, where were they when Scott Rubin somehow couldn’t find replacements to keep HELLO, DOLLY! of all things running