Matt Nelson

Tell me
Did you get that work there done
Or has the song that you did hum
make you all irritated
And discombobulated
Tell me
Did you post about it here
Only for users to jeer
And did you read this in the way I meant you to

It's an all new page of Catbeard the Pirate!

#comic #webcomic #indiecomic #books #booksky #cats #Catbeard #cartooning #art #artist

www.catbeardthepirate.com

I wish they'd completely leaned into it and given him the Chad Chin

Geez Louise bro! A) hope your healing goes quickly 2) good LORD, how did you manage to hit it that hard!?!

No wonder it didn't get recognized right away, when was the last time any of us saw any of that 🫩

Worth a shot! Of espresso
👉😎👉

Is this caffeine?

I'd kill for a kaiju convention in my area. All of the kaiju cons seem to be on the East Coast.

Maybe it's a hierarchical thing. Since he's the brother with the most business acumen the siblings are referred to collectively as "Quarks".

That first McDonald's one that kicked this off, it is... It is something.

That says "Dafkief" and I'll not believe evidence otherwise 😹

I refuse this.

Turns out it's just what supermarkets look like there

What the hell is that title? Dafkeif?

He's a little monster but I love him

A shiny black cat sleeping on a lap

It's been too long since I posted a picture of my boy on here
#cat #blackcat

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

One of mine died before I was born and the other died when I was ten, so... Apparently what my grandpas did for a living was "not stay alive".

Don't let them fool you it's full of sandwich cultists in here

3 and 5 are the ones that I gravitate towards. They're pretty much level for me.

A cartoon drawing of a horse jumping off of a giant tortoise's back and onto a moving train. An anthropomorphic pig rides on the tortoise's back, and a chimp and cat are on top of the train. Tortoise: Club 'em once for me! Horse: Oh, why be stingy?

Barbarian flirtations in the latest installment of 🚂The Case of the Mummy Express🚂: jdrozd.com/comic/the-ca...

#Cats #KidLit #DoctorBaer

It's certainly more accurate to what rabbits lay

Sixteen!?! Oh come ON, man. Save some skill for the rest of us!

That is a big honking thing of chocolates

I'm sure the other tattoos are probably offensive in some way I don't know about as well but the Bitcoin tat on that dude's arm 🤮

A Mount Rushmore of chodes

A crazy eyed black cat trying to eat my phone

I'll give you the lock screen; my wallpaper has family members who aren't online. 😸 Enjoy my cat Kong trying to eat my phone.

Something deep in me rebels at this, but... Y'know what, darned if I wouldn't try a slice.

Probably one of the greatest sketches I've ever seen in *any* comedy show, full stop. Just watched it again last night and still cracked me up.

I just saw a dude walk by our office in a long black coat with a red hoodie underneath and for a split second I thought there was a Dracula out there

It's an extremely similar setup, just more direct in the "this place definitely spoopy".