Princey.

Ruth Paul really needs to stop playing and give us that BFA All Stars season.

better tell them to crank that military coup, because i promise y'all don't wanna go play in the desert with them ppl.

they gon make Christopher Nolan look like a Tubi filmmaker once they dip into the Barney bag for the secret shit.

"good picks" and "Raiders" don't even belong in the same galaxy.

they finna draft a Mountain West QB and a fullback nobody has ever heard of.

it's time for a career pivot. can't nobody convince me becoming a NFL GM is unrealistic or impossible with shit like this going on.

this is worse than the war. on god i'm finna throw UP.

giving Mark Davis TWO first round picks is like dropping off a shotgun at a playground.

why would you do that, Sharon?????????

*TWO* FIRSTS FOR MAXX CROSBY I WANNA BE DOWN HEADASS?????? I KNOW SOMEBODY LYING TO MEEEEEE

i need to see the whole trade because WHAT

goodbye.

i cannot prove it yet, but Joe Mazzulla is a danger to society as we know it & we must devote federal resources to finding a way to contain him.

being the brat *and* the tamer >>>>>>>>>

[Marcus Garvey prob would've stomped me out on sight, but] ganggggggg!

oh if he's snapping on Doocy then i *know* the walls are closing in.

just saw a RPDR spoiler and now i'm pissed. the internet was a mistake.

Career day really sold us short on the opportunities out there

we can usually depend on Quad for a little razzle dazzle, but she clearly said "IVF drained me" 💀💀

i wasn't expecting much overall but i damn sure wasn't expecting it to be THIS abysmal

whether i'm actively trying to or not

i'ma get my way.

they really just be doing whatever tf in this administration. Taysom Hill faceass bois & girls.

NIGGA WHY ARE YOU NOT TREASURING????

i think the family jawn is tomorrow, but i needed all the mistresses to show up TODAY!

never ever thought i'd live to see a day where Simone Whitmore had the best reunion look. we truly are knocking on the door of the apocalypse.

we need to start snatching 'nalia whenever y'all embarrass the family.

shitty booty man need to take all that Morehouse shit off his page & write a(nother) Crown Forum paper.

i deadass forgot about that nigga until just now 😬😬😬😬

alright. (but valid.)

who's the worst person you could imagine speaking at your funeral???

if y'all let Cam Newton get up there, i might wake up just to clear the church out.

Petro really turned into Rachel Berry up there. he did not give a damn what y'all had going on b/c that was his MOMENT.

you can easily find better, but they definitely not the worst.

.....the way my momma will turn that building into Tel Aviv???

if my funeral goes past 2.5 hours, i know certain ppl gon start rolling up.

please make it snappy.