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Ollie McClellan

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I only count for half. #BanReplay

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It's so hard to fight when you have such short arms!

07.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Attakid.

07.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, man. That's such a shame. You seemed like a really cool and fun dude. You'll be sorely missed.

07.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, but who've you got in the Glasgow derby tomorrow? You think MON will keep Sinisalo betwen the sticks or will he go back to Schmeichel?

07.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing in life you love more than a moral high ground you built for yourself, is there?

07.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone with the words thats hard times above him Alt: /thatshardtimesdaddy.gif a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone with the words thats hard times above him

You muting me?

07.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at these big spiky boys, @applecores.bsky.social.

07.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 2 need to make these assholes physically terrified to show their faces in public.

07.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's me. I'm an expert.

Underpants gnomes-ass company.

07.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The mayo and mayo derivatives will still be there for you when you're ready.

07.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True to your word, as always.

07.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Turkeys voting for Christmas.

07.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Archive Clip: JFK at Rice University, Sept. 12, 1962 - "We choose to go to the Moon"
Archive Clip: JFK at Rice University, Sept. 12, 1962 - "We choose to go to the Moon" YouTube video by John F. Kennedy Library Foundation

JFK Jr.'d be embarrassed by you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQV9...

07.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now a Qdoba.

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few? A few dozen, surely.

07.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anna, how do you square the circle of claiming in your bio to be an "advocate for the LGBTQ+ community" with your repeated misgendering of Parker Molloy?

We can all read just fine. Your argument is very very very stupid and reeks of self-satisfied centrist smugness.

07.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"advocate for LGBTQ+ community" one line up, gobsmackingly.

07.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Closer Waffle House.

Closer Waffle House.

Nah. Only 3,220 miles There's one on East Mulberry in Fort Collins, CO.

(3,392 miles if you dodge Alberta and pick me up.)

07.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that's pretty much 100% of a candidate's job, actually.

07.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The LLMentalist Effect: how chat-based Large Language Models rep… The new era of tech seems to be built on superstitious behaviour

I rather enjoyed this article, which skewers both AI and its more gullible supporters. It's long, but worth the read. softwarecrisis.dev/letters/llme...

07.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Coupon for Arby's Family Feast - 4 classic b'n'c's, 2 large culy fries, & 4 mozzarella sticks (just 4 sticks' not 4 orders).

Coupon for Arby's Family Feast - 4 classic b'n'c's, 2 large culy fries, & 4 mozzarella sticks (just 4 sticks' not 4 orders).

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/bilbowhyshouldnti.jpg

07.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BC got rid of it last week. Not sure if anybody else has followed suit.

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Must have a conference record of .500 or greater to be eligible for at large bids.

Oh, what's that, that's unfair to your megaconference superpowers? Tough shit. You had plenty of opportunities.

07.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It starts tonight . . . and for the blessed among us it never ever ends.

07.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this could end up being album #1001. I think this huge nerd is singing about being sad? Good, hope he's as miserable as I am after having to listen to this. Lower bpm than an Olympic gold medalist marathoner's resting heart rate.

⭐

#1001Albums

07.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting the Jihad into Butlerian Jihad, inshallah.

07.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By tricking them to pay more in taxes? I see you.

Make the plate cost $500.

07.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot with the text "I'm about to get kicked out of this supermarket." Picture is of a pyramid of cantaloupes in the foreground with a Gatorade-branded basketball hoop in the background.

Screen shot with the text "I'm about to get kicked out of this supermarket." Picture is of a pyramid of cantaloupes in the foreground with a Gatorade-branded basketball hoop in the background.

See, now we're cooking:

07.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's probably really a two-star but got a third star for "importance."

07.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a bulletin board with the word re on it Alt: /REEEEEEEE-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCC-TEEEEEEEEEEED.gif OR, if you prefer AI-generated slop: a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a bulletin board with the word re on it
07.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0