Ollie McClellan

Wonder if we'll be getting the full Broomloan for the Nee Year's derby now. Was certainly a showcase atmosphere.

(Unless it's really funny and confirms your biases.)

That's right. He's the kind of guy that can appreciate a glizzy for what it is.

Neon sign for the DOG HOUSE, which includes a weiner dog who is evidently wagging the shit out of his little tail.

Also, indisputably worth it ust for the sign:

That's right. Money isn't real and none of us are going to have any after hyperinflation hits anyhow, so we might as well order MORE HOT GOGS.

The extremely visible hand of choking the absolute shit out of the free market.

Vaughan Palmer, why don't you just go fucking die already?

But I was told by some of the dumbest pieces of shit on the face of the earth that this was a brand new issue that just popped up out of nowhere six months ago and that it's all the provincial NDP's fault?

ELIZA's creator was so alarmed by the fact that people mistook the chatbot for a sentient being that he wrote an entire book about why this implementation of computer technology was a huge problem and it is a staggering achievement

Morally correct approach is morally correct.

Oh noes! The 6" is 5" and the footlong is 10". Men on the apps could never!

If you're posting pictures of the hot gogs and a measuring tape on Trip Advisor to shit on the Dog House Drive-In in Albuquerque, NM, I regret to inform you that you need to get right with Jesus.

You don't enjoy "GAME BREAK"? Guess you're gonna have to cough up another $50. You know, when the stupid fucking thing decides to work.

It confuses my clinic students so much when part of orientation is me asking them where they went to high school "so I can judge you harshly if necessary."

Jalen Rose's mama got a lot to answer for.

She's truly a Not Ready for Prime Time Player.

Depends whether or not the Iranians take out the desalinization plant.

But what high school did they go to?

I dunno. Seems like he'll be intimidated by somebody as impressive as Trump.

Rotund Hun squaring up to a Tim.

Same Hun getting knocked the fuck out by a different Tim. For some reason he thought just standing there was his best defensive manouvere.

Hun sparked out on the deck.

A Tim saying "HAHA!"

Billy thought he was a big man and could take on the entire Free Broomloan on his lonesome.

What's cooking at a Japanese hotel breakfast buffet?

It's really bad and hopefully Danielle Smith getting trounced in her stupid referendum and a subsequent thrashing by Naheed Nenshi in the next provincial election will break their fever.

OK, but that's worse.

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Love Izzo, but:

0.0001% chance. Just means their equalization payments will go up and they'll get even madder. Bunch of pig ignorant dirt farmers, if you ask me.

Gooooooood, maybe Alberta will shut the fuck up for a few months here.

Eh, nothing too bad happened until about four months into the 1940s, tbh.

An aspirational style of basketball, imo.

(Coach did the football pads at practice once during a season when I wasn't around to supervise him. Guy got concussed on the first play of practice. Coach stuck.with the pads.)

Eh, Michigan War Granddad there is probably just thinking about that new history of Iwo Jima he's going to get stuck into as soon as he gets home.

Tummy hort.