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The internet is for making up kinds of guys. That's it. Mostly dog and baking pics, gossip girl gifs Baker, Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter

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every system of logic is complete and consistent if you choose the right semantics

07.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I'm going to go smoke

05.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK well I am familiar with this feeling

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am unfamiliar with this feeling #COYS

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A talking dog has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or are the greatest at it, which brings me back to my thesis that if Trump were harmless and this were all a bit he would be the greatest long form performance artist ever.

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg, firing people is what you are most known for and you suck at even that?

05.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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posting

05.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

AGAIN!

05.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? " ALT: a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? "
04.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We shitpoasters stand with you as well

04.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Walking up to every dude in a smedium t-shirt and subdued flag hat and asking what group they were with. Which team? Ranger battalion? Army Division? Oh...

04.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god forbid a woman likes to ponder the orb

04.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I showed this to my not online wife and now I have to explain dril

04.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a pagliacci joke in this somewhere

04.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cran denshaw

04.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
"this is the future the way it was supposed to be." - the wall street journal on leviathan wakes

"this is the future the way it was supposed to be." - the wall street journal on leviathan wakes

speaking of the expanse, while i've been listening to caliban's war i keep staring at this pull quote on the cover. people are being turned into homogenate paste! you don't want that future!

03.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If my contempt for them isn’t clear I need to work on that.

02.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

attending private college after public K12

02.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should make a spinoff of the pitt set in philadelphia and called the gritt (gritty is the attending physician)

24.03.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"He stayed up late and did laundry."
"He baked me bread."
"He bleached the toilets and vanities."
"He {redacted} {redacted} twice}"

Just a lost cause. DARE was a lie

01.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Add this to the list of reasons no interventionist worth their salt should take the case against(?) me

01.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's fine music, I'm just never in the mood for it

01.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes smoking makes me do wild, irresponsible things like not skipping a song by the Shins

01.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I do not actually wish I were still teaching logic. Ewww

28.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I were still teaching logic, this would be a fun sentence to try and formalize. And by fun I mean whatever

28.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you're just vibing to the gentle intro of a song and then suddenly its Modest fucking Mouse and you're in for way more than you thought

28.02.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will this get me dumped by my therapist? Or maybe I'll get a free session for how apt the insight

28.02.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno about healing my inner child but my inner 19yo is very impressed with both my sex life at 41 and the number of Warhammer and D&D minis I have accumulated

28.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0