Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟♂️
07.03.2026 21:17
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Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟♂️
Look at this cute little bud.
Stop right now and remember that you are loved, right down to your bones.
I mean it, close your eyes and remember. Just for five seconds.
Also, breathe. You need that stuff.
When you get the urge to dance, that is the voices of the unseen dead, clamoring for your most powerful, forbidden moves.
Do not disappoint them.
The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night
Happy Friday! 👻
hah she has no idea!!!!
Just read this article on the US & Israeli strikes on a school in Minab, Iran.
- At least 168 killed, including many girls aged 7-12.
- The school was bombed THREE times, not once.
- There were claims this was on an IRGC military base, but the base was closed 15 years ago.
This is a war crime.
Five months in and still looking for work. Game writing would be great, but I've also got 30 years software QA management experience with waterfall and agile.
So, if you need someone who can write with a strong tech background and can work with teams across multiple continents, I might be your guy.
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.
A large block of sentient tofu
Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”
Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”
Saw a bus sign saying it was heading to the Palace of Sin, and it might be time for a little nap.
They call me Mr. Blood because I’ve got all this blood in my veins and keep making more.
Major scientific discovery: splashed hot coffee in eye and woke up much faster.
whirl of work raft
More waterfall action.
A guy wakes up in a cold sweat, suddenly aware that the lyrics to Ghostbusters are way more risqué than he thought.
If it becomes illegal to make incredible homemade gravy, I’m going to jail.
I've compiled shaders, and now I have too many.
My Sisyphean boulder would be sitting on my feet until it gets uncomfortable then sitting on my feet because I’m uncomfortable, and uh oh, that’s my life right now.
iambic tetrameter ass stick
This is exactly what marketing yourself on social media feels like, actually.
u got jopped
Intelligence is knowing how to make homemade mac and cheese.
Wisdom is knowing that it'll make your tummy hurt.
This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.
He finally died.
I am so angry.
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My long-tailed pet refuses to come out of the rain.
Lookin’ good or goodly lookin’?
It’s raining too hard for my daily walk, but luckily I have a backup plan (take a little nap and dream about walking)
Hit me with that weighted blanket.
I mean it.
Sink me to the center of the Earth, weighted blanket.
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
As a veteran game developer, I have feedback about the rewards for real life quest "Find where the bad smell in your kitchen is coming from."
