Gavin Jurgens-Fyhrie

Thank you for remembering I already have a staff and robe.

Gonna get working on the novel again today.

It’s more than time, it’s destiny.

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

You'd think "I found that band-aid I lost" would be good news, but it never is.

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

Just in time for daylight savings, wow.

Some people are upset about Daylight Savings, but other people, not naming names, are being Taquito Wolverine instead.

At a certain age, your eyebrows become wizard eyebrows and no one warns you about that.

yeah im at GDC:

Groaning
Dreary
Crying on my bedroom floor

come find me if youre here too!

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟‍♂️

Look at this cute little bud.

Stop right now and remember that you are loved, right down to your bones.

I mean it, close your eyes and remember. Just for five seconds.

Also, breathe. You need that stuff.

When you get the urge to dance, that is the voices of the unseen dead, clamoring for your most powerful, forbidden moves.

Do not disappoint them.

The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

Happy Friday! 👻

hah she has no idea!!!!

What we know about the strike on a school in Iran as the death toll rises Iranian authorities said at least 168 people, many of them children, were killed in the strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh elementary school in Minab.

Just read this article on the US & Israeli strikes on a school in Minab, Iran.

- At least 168 killed, including many girls aged 7-12.
- The school was bombed THREE times, not once.
- There were claims this was on an IRGC military base, but the base was closed 15 years ago.

This is a war crime.

Five months in and still looking for work. Game writing would be great, but I've also got 30 years software QA management experience with waterfall and agile.

So, if you need someone who can write with a strong tech background and can work with teams across multiple continents, I might be your guy.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Saw a bus sign saying it was heading to the Palace of Sin, and it might be time for a little nap.

They call me Mr. Blood because I’ve got all this blood in my veins and keep making more.

Major scientific discovery: splashed hot coffee in eye and woke up much faster.

whirl of work raft

More waterfall action.

A guy wakes up in a cold sweat, suddenly aware that the lyrics to Ghostbusters are way more risqué than he thought.

If it becomes illegal to make incredible homemade gravy, I’m going to jail.

I've compiled shaders, and now I have too many.

My Sisyphean boulder would be sitting on my feet until it gets uncomfortable then sitting on my feet because I’m uncomfortable, and uh oh, that’s my life right now.

iambic tetrameter ass stick