Jeff Kranz

(the part of this that I think sounds made up is that Keith Richards' parents were still alive and hitting up jazz clubs in the year 2000)

For my 16th birthday, my parents took me to see Les Paul play at a little jazz club in NYC

At the show that night, we sat at a table next to Keith Richards _and Keith Richards' parents_

(Keith got up and played a song that night, and I got both their autographs on the evening's program)

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

It makes total sense [if you believe in this outrageously false thing that I brand myself as an expert on]!

Couching "orbital data centers are feasible" as an "if you believe is feasible" is such a cowardly weasel wording for someone who is supposed to be a "science guy" jfc

You know what? Fair. Lol

I will say that as a fan of inverted video game controls, this doesn't sound too bad for me, but I can totally see why some people would hate it lol

not sure if the title's allusion to Rage Against the Machine's No Shelter lyrics is intentional, but it seems apt regardless. Much love to Minneapolis from Denver ❤️

There be no shelter here
The frontline is everywhere

It took them a week to try to come up with something and the best they got is... he got a bruise

My dad got in a minor car accident with Leon Spinks. I was there but was too young to remember.

oh man, what about REM: Out of Time, Automatic for the People, and Monster

Ten, Vs., and Vitalogy is a pretty good run (Pearl Jam)

A large (110lb) American bulldog with white fur, facing away from the camera, wearing a black hooded sweatshirt that says "security" in white letters on the back

Elijah in his security hoody!

I think Bari Weiss isn't subtle enough in her programming choices for CBS to find her useful in the long term. She's going to cause ratings to tank. The question is: does she last long enough to hire Bill Maher to CBS before she gets canned?

Breaking: Disney+ to add a "Rule 34" category to the app

Picture of the staff who operate my Bluesky account

Honorable mentions (cont)

Green Day
Blink 182
Smoking Popes
Beck
Soul Coughing
Dweezil Zappa (maybe belongs in top 5)
Metallica
Duvall

and many more that my brain is hiding from me at the moment

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Jimmy Page & the Black Crowes
The Who
The Smashing Pumpkins
Rage Against The Machine
Les Paul (with special guest Keith Richards)

Honorable mentions:

Santana
Page & Plant
Buddy Guy
Rush
Queens of the Stoneage
John Paul Jones
King Crimson
Weezer

something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked

roses are red
violets are blue
prompt an LLM with a rhyme
to make them --drop tables too

Isn't the reason Linux upended Sun is that it commoditized their business? Is the case being made here that Google and XAI are going to commoditize GPUs?

in addition to my actual human child, and my pets, I also have some 6-string children:

- 1992 Ibanez S540
- 1998 Gibson Les Paul Special
- Regal Dreadnought Acoustic (late 1950s or early 60s, been hard to pin down exactly)
- Marshall DSL40 (which is louder than the 100W solid state amps I've had)

as for me, I also was raised on blues and classic rock (Zeppelin, Stones, Beatles, Hendrix, Buddy Guy, BB King, Frank Zappa, to name a few) and then went through puberty on 90s grunge (Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, etc)

Flight b741 - Album by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Flight b741 is the twenty-sixth studio album by Australian psychedelic rock band King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, released on 9 August 2024. The album was announced on 1 July and was made available f...

Yeah dude! Their full name is "King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard" ... they've put out something like 27 albums in 10 years, and each album can be an entirely different genre (classic rock, electronica, thrash metal, etc)

Flight b741 is the one I'm rocking to: music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

These guitar tones and riffs, the backup vocals, the harmonica, the classic rock bluesy boogie feel of it all... 10/10, no notes

b! 7! 4! 1!

I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover this King Gizzard album. It's like some previously undiscovered recording archives of a superband from the late 60s / early 70s

in the spirit of keeping the names of things descriptive of what it does, while also keeping it short and easy to say.... Syncfill

OOOH OH! I can do this too!

If a person talks about using heavy machinery, does that person deserve to get banned?

Cartoon meme of a goose chasing someone. Two frames. First frame, goose asking "which topic were they talking about?" Second frame, with the goose chasing, in all caps: "WHICH TOPIC"