kitchen

cons: antisocial, probably illegal, doesn’t result in anything
pros: (need help filling in this column)

wanna do a portraiture project in the tradition of Shizuka Yokomizo where i send letters to strangers telling them to pose for portraits by their windows at a certain time but then i never show up. make them perform for themselves

just having some fun

hey

piglex jones

you would be extremely good at either of these but i do like your current form factor

no longer really mind my dad telling me transitioning was a mistake because he does it all the time, but last time we talked he said my mom secretly agreed with him and that’s been hard to deal with

drawing of two pigs. one says, “the bread is actually a fertilized pig egg. yeah every loaf is a miscarriage”

discord messages. I say “he’s sad because bread is a fertilized pig egg. each loaf is a miscarriage 😞” and kit says “fuck.”

my vision made real by @alt.red

tried to fix his eye and the paint marker leaked. fml

iim in this band it’s good. thanks

new mascot ideas

the dough of the pig is thicker than the water of the womb

me too 😖 why is this…..

i think this one’s better anyway

these designs were refused by my boss

had a lot of fun with this

🗣️

this is basically what happened to me

cant stop thinking about this

forgot to bring lunch to work again

sorry they didn’t have the dub

BREAD WHITE & BLUE

🥺

i have to see this someday, i love your (and else’s) writing about it!!

watch dilbert 3 today