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Christopher J. Teuton

@dogtreestudios.itch.io

Digital Content Manager, local news. Occasional game developer, director, painter, editor, writer, maker of random things. Often found high up in trees or sleeping in sunbeams surrounded by dogs. He/Him. ko-fi.com/christeuton https://linktr.ee/christeuton

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Photo of Apple calendar app showing the date “Friday 6” and the text “No more events today”

Photo of Apple calendar app showing the date “Friday 6” and the text “No more events today”

Is this a promise? I am very tired of events.

06.03.2026 11:16 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

The lack of people talking about any sort of weird quirky merchant in RE9 makes me hesitant on purchasing RE9...

01.03.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wikipedia:

About Strunk & White, the writer Dorothy Parker said that:
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy. 21

Wikipedia: About Strunk & White, the writer Dorothy Parker said that: If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy. 21

01.03.2026 15:50 👍 101 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0
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In 2024 I had an idea for a browser-based cozy farming game like Harvest Moon. After many, many months of work, nearly a year off due to other responsibilities, and a few more months of tuning and balancing, it's almost ready. Coming this March, let me please introduce FARMS OF FRIENDSHIP.

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28.02.2026 14:07 👍 96 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0

MySoftware

27.02.2026 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Designing Cities for Video Games - Online Course Learn how to design cities for video games in an online class by an experienced game urbanist. Create urban environments, master urban worldbuilding, and city level design.

Do you want to learn how to come up with, design, flesh out, and populate cities for video games? Interested in a #gamedev focused game urbanism course?

Join me then next Wednesday (Mar. 4) in my *Designing Cities for Video Games* course. Here: www.d6learning.com/course/gamec...

27.02.2026 13:37 👍 28 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

always and forever

26.02.2026 03:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes you just gotta

25.02.2026 17:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You did a really good job! As someone who has also made word games and enjoys them, I will definitely be buying this!

24.02.2026 22:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LET ME REPLAY THE DEMO YOU MONSTER

24.02.2026 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've met Flav and honestly one of just the best people around. I bet if he heard about my mom he'd do a whole tour for charity about Metastatic Uveal Melanoma. NOT THAT I'M ASKING FOR THAT. He's just that good a dude.

24.02.2026 02:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I gots to bring my Bobsled + Skeleton team too

23.02.2026 21:38 👍 3812 🔁 150 💬 28 📌 9
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

23.02.2026 21:33 👍 26507 🔁 4404 💬 593 📌 561
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This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

22.02.2026 08:55 👍 6913 🔁 2264 💬 98 📌 417
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A Mafia: The Old Country review ► Ludology Now! - Bonus Action Christopher J. Teuton's review of Mafia: The Old Country, a game by Hanger 13.

It's Monday, which means it's time for a new issue of Ludology Now! This week, a Mafia: The Old Country review, and some thoughts on 'empty' open world games. bonus-action.com/games/mafia-...

23.02.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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oh good I can still paint a little bit (Feb. 21-22, 2026)

23.02.2026 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Playing any videogames these days?

22.02.2026 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who needs art supplies when you have 8 year old house paint?

21.02.2026 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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phil spencer collecting his final xbox paycheck

20.02.2026 21:17 👍 1769 🔁 353 💬 2 📌 9

Hell yeah

20.02.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
look be glad you can't see this okay?

look be glad you can't see this okay?

Schrodinger's 'view full thread' button

19.02.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Deadly ICE pursuit sparks controversy over federal-local law enforcement communication A high-speed pursuit by Immigration and Customs Enforcement has reignited a contentious debate about federal and local law enforcement cooperation after a deadly car crash left a beloved teacher dead.

Questions mount about how a high-speed chase outside Savannah claimed a teacher’s life and nearly killed a family of four.https://wtoc.com/app/app/2026/02/18/deadly-ice-pursuit-sparks-controversy-over-federal-local-law-enforcement-communication/

18.02.2026 15:15 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, shit... woke up in a mysterious and abandoned location, and I've lost my memory. I hope a series of gradually escalating challenges positioned between me and escape can instruct me how to open doors, use my powers, and double jump.

15.02.2026 20:22 👍 249 🔁 50 💬 15 📌 1
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Okay, finally. Yes, Titanium Court is real!

The demo for @apthomson.bsky.social's (Consume Me, Fortune-499) next game is out now.

Have fun, you go play that while we take a nap from all our covert activities over the past month or so 🥸

🏰 bit.ly/TC-Steam

17.02.2026 16:58 👍 41 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 13
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That time Stephen Fry came to Chatham County and weird rednecks forced him to get on a horse

14.02.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

14.02.2026 05:04 👍 11239 🔁 3231 💬 89 📌 34
Stop Killing Games will talk to the EU Commission
Stop Killing Games will talk to the EU Commission YouTube video by Accursed Farms

We look forward to seeing @joshstrifehayes.bsky.social , Duklock, and of course, Ross in the press conference after the organisers meet with the @ec.europa.eu February 23! We'll keep everyone posted. Stay tuned and #StopKillingGames !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXvs...

14.02.2026 02:26 👍 104 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 2
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Furtive Pygmies for Patrons | Filthy & Free Publishing Get more from Filthy & Free Publishing on Patreon

We have recently started the 'Furtive Pygmies' podcast, in which Eric and Chris discuss (and often rank) different aspects of FromSoftware's games. For our patrons, we would like to begin offering UNCUT versions of this podcast ahead of upcoming releases. See more ➡️ www.patreon.com/posts/furtiv...

13.02.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the horrors cannot be comprehended anymore

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