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Chris B

@burchris

Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I'm sorry). Humans good, fascism bad, fuck ICE, free Palestine. Cat lover. If you follow me and smell like a bot, I will block you.

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A beautiful tribute to Kristi Noem.

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2169 πŸ” 636 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 61

We did this.

08.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s not dead but I thought he was until I googled it so imma still go with Mr T

08.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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North Tehran’s Aqdasiyeh oil depot is ablaze tonight after it was targeted by multiple US-Israeli airstrikes. Apocalyptic scenes filmed by Iranians driving on the nearby highway. Local reporters saying firefighters can’t put it out. This depot is critical energy infrastructure for Iran.

07.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1207 πŸ” 631 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 169

There are still going to be four more specials. Halloween for sure, probably Christmas, and I’m not sure when the other two will be.

07.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Axis of Epstein bombing desalination plants and oil refineries is a massive war crime. Trump & Netanyahu are genocidal, this is existential for innocent civilians in Iran.

07.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

What was the movie?

07.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very cool! He always comes across as a genuinely good guy.

07.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He didn’t indicate that at all. He said that this wasn’t his decision, that he wasn’t done yet, and that he was, in his own words, β€œas spry as fuck.”

07.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 6352 πŸ” 780 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 42
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So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 10390 πŸ” 4125 πŸ’¬ 486 πŸ“Œ 416

odd that this group focuses so heavily on the electoralism of !vote! while also arguing it’s not a candidate’s job to motivate people to do so

07.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is quite literally the job of a political campaign! bsky.app/profile/atom...

07.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 716 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, close! It was her job to do that, actually!

07.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 3022 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going β€œwow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 4702 πŸ” 1290 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 56
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 13410 πŸ” 1948 πŸ’¬ 465 πŸ“Œ 169

And for a lot of Shudder subscribers, Joe Bob was the only thing keeping them there. There is gonna be an exodus.

07.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canceling "The Last Drive-In" has got to be one of the dumbest moves ever perpetrated by some pencil-pushing stooge at a streaming platform. The show can't cost much to make, given that it's showing movies already licensed to Shudder.

07.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 3706 πŸ” 609 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 5

Oh, I have no doubt. I've been watching Joe Bob since "Drive-In Theater" on The Movie Channel in the 1980s. He always comes back.

07.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Joe Bob Briggs says "Keep Rolling" | Clip from The Last Drive-In - A Shudder Original Series
Joe Bob Briggs says "Keep Rolling" | Clip from The Last Drive-In - A Shudder Original Series YouTube video by Shudder

This is why the Mutants love Joe Bob, and why we're sad to see his Shudder show end.

#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam

07.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love Bugsy Malone so much. Shame about how Scott Biao was lost in shark infested waters and never seen again

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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It was because he won't show HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH.

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Group photo of six adults standing together outside St. George’s Cathedral, with a stone sign behind them that includes English and Arabic text reading β€œSt. George’s Cathedral.” Several of the people are clergy wearing clerical collars or church vestments, including two individuals in magenta shirts associated with episcopal clergy. The group smiles at the camera while standing in front of the cathedral’s ornate stone architecture and arched windows.

Group photo of six adults standing together outside St. George’s Cathedral, with a stone sign behind them that includes English and Arabic text reading β€œSt. George’s Cathedral.” Several of the people are clergy wearing clerical collars or church vestments, including two individuals in magenta shirts associated with episcopal clergy. The group smiles at the camera while standing in front of the cathedral’s ornate stone architecture and arched windows.

Sin Watch: an elite squad of time-traveling priests from Planet Vatican in the 43rd century.

Their mission: go back in history and right what once went wrong.

Their mandate: STOP PEOPLE FROM TOUCHING THEMSELVES.

07.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For those not on Twitter anymore, per Darcy. Some hope πŸ™πŸ»

#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam
@themutantfam.bsky.social

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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THIS JUST IN from @therealjoebob123.bsky.social:

"Y'all just watch the show tonight."
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 25

Biden took a wrecking ball to international law and left a big enough hole in it for a truck to drive through. Then he gave Trump the keys to the truck.

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me, Jess, Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl on the set of The Last Drive In, standing in front of the famous trailer.

Me, Jess, Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl on the set of The Last Drive In, standing in front of the famous trailer.

A shot of the four camera screen of all the cameras filming our episode.

A shot of the four camera screen of all the cameras filming our episode.

Jess and I sitting in the famous lawn chairs in front of the marquee advertising THE FINAL TERROR

Jess and I sitting in the famous lawn chairs in front of the marquee advertising THE FINAL TERROR

A view of the set from behind it, crane, cameras and all.

A view of the set from behind it, crane, cameras and all.

Oh man, tonight is the final episode of the final season of THE LAST DRIVE IN. I’ve been a fan from minute one and it was a real bucket list item to be able to take part and guest on an episode in its final season. Much love to Joe Bob, Darcy, and the whole LDI crew. You guys made something special.

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