Cavendish Fox (he/him)

March Meetup with @sandiegofurries.bsky.social

I want to compete against @anteflan.bsky.social in a mouse-eating contest, and then when we run out of rodents eat them, too, more than doubling my score.

I really want to know who said this so I can eat them and get a free Revel meal bonus to go with them!

I can't remember seeing gas prices under $5

I'll have you right now.

Soon to be a burger in CF

Yeah, that's like jelly-bean sized once they curl up. Fit a whole bunch of them in your mouth at once.

Guess how many micros in my mouth?
*GULP*
None!

That's a shame, because I know exactly what I want to do to you.

You did do a cool magic trick.

I love your smoochable face!

What size of micros are we talking about? Super tiny, like you can sprinkle them out of a salt shaker?

Who doesn't love a nice tasty burger?

I'm here to help.

There’s someone who’s into it no matter what reaction you pick.

If you want to get out of this situation alive, you gotta know the way the specific pred thinks.

Fair guess, but actually I just volunteered to read to kids at the library.

*licks my fingers*

Downtown getting fingerprinted

How I arrived on Bluesky

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What do you need a return trip for? Airlines don't charge for extra passengers smuggled inside tummies, same as you can bring on any other food you've already eaten.

Passing out cigars that have custom bands with the face of @droolsoakeddog.bsky.social and "It's a Revel!" written on them to confused dad group, asking them if they want to feel him kick. "Better hurry. He's only got a few more kicks left in him." *Buoaarrp*

Imagine being scanned repeatedly and having a different number come up each time, depending on where they waved the wand.
"How many times have you been 'chipped?"
"Zero."

*gluk gllrk gullk glrk gluk*

Cavendish lounging on a chaise wearing a laurel weath headband, with hyena Skippy sitting on his lap feeding him mice like grapes.

Sometimes it's nice to be fed mice like grapes. Thanks @skippysbonezone.bsky.social

Cute hoodie!

I’ll let you have a very thorough inspection

Then I will definitely be nice as can be

Well that was very nice.

Is it nice to swallow you?