Dick, it’s short for Richard

Somebody test his piss post game

ENG and going down. Jamie won’t do it

*Val walks into the locker room with white powder above his lip
Nate: “That better not be sugar”

30 day notice and he’s out before playoffs

BABY SHIT SOFT

That’s an all time low

Totally popped my stress ball on that Ritzy set up. RIP squishy cube you were a real one
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RITZY FORECHECK CAP DUNK!
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Dallas Stars 2 minutes for looking at the avs aggressively

I forgot how many calls the avs get for totally normal hockey plays. Maybe stop falling down like you’ve never skated before.

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Baby shit soft

Baby back ritz

Ritzy goes anti-Mac and buries the shot in a yawning net
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RITZY!!!! What a shit show from the *vs!
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Me: This is a regular season game. Trade deadline was today. Chill buddy.

My blood pressure: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME?!?!

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WYJO! What a snipe!
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Don’t know who scored but GOAL! On the PP!
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Fuck

Wyatt on the PP. Dutchy with 4 Apples
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Nils? Bastion? These goals are wild tonight
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Steel hatty watch. Dutchy is slinging the puck tonight!
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Mav? Robo? Goal?
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Jamie how?!?!
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Goal! *if onside
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I could get behind a snack based bracket

Bingo

Erne goal?!?!
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So grammatically speaking I should say “I saw three aircraft shot down by their allies”?

Why would you put rocks in chili?

Thats a full table of “hit”