Well alright, fams. It still sounds legally dubious to me, but I don't own Tesla stock anyway, so good luck. It would be cool if the public that helped him go from rich to asshole rich could destroy his wealth, but I feel like anything that fucks up a rich white guy's money ends up illegal
07.03.2025 19:54
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Well, that's a relief
Wait, but aren't you talking about coordinating a mass sell-off?
07.03.2025 19:01
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boycotting is exactly not the same thing as trying to short a stock
07.03.2025 18:55
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Cool. I'll put it on my SEC watchlist.
07.03.2025 18:49
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Well, I'm sure you could find enough young people who don't mind going to federal prison for securities fraud in this dubious attempt to bankrupt literally the richest man in the world.
Good luck, I hope it works!
07.03.2025 18:45
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Is the premise here that people can crash the entire net worth of the world's richest man in the belief that Tesla is his only asset, and further that no one would go to jail for this?
That's hilarious
07.03.2025 16:54
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β€οΈ
07.03.2025 16:06
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It looks umm... It looks clitoral.
The pull string bead is nestled in inner folds of green silk and there are outer folds of cotton brocade.
You ever just wrap up your flute swab, tuck it into your flute bag, and then realize you're really very gay?
07.03.2025 16:06
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Rebecca Black as in the official Friday anthem girl? That's awesome!
I can't acknowledge that I didn't recognize Lady Gaga or they will pull my queer card π’
07.03.2025 16:02
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Bikini Kill said TRANS RIGHTS
07.03.2025 15:53
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I'm sorry, Bikini Kill said TRANS RIGHTS NOW??
Yay, all those decades-ago feelings of not being real enough to like Bikini Kill are finally falling away
07.03.2025 15:50
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Fun! Who are the artists in the pics?
07.03.2025 15:48
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I'm going to start signing my checks as The Ol' Pun Factory
06.03.2025 19:40
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@proofofburden.bsky.social since you love my little jokes
06.03.2025 18:32
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I have another hilarious joke for you!
The US imports 60% of our fruit and about 40% of our vegetables.
The punchline is, we just started a trade war with punitive tariffs on the country that supplies over 50% of those fruits.
06.03.2025 18:31
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@thomaswoof.bsky.social & @pandasaurusrex.bsky.social
06.03.2025 18:27
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Obligations have a smell.
It's very musty.
06.03.2025 02:05
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I would appreciate that so much, but also I would sample it into a beat
05.03.2025 19:02
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@pandasaurusrex.bsky.social & @thomaswoof.bsky.social because you like it
@proofofburden.bsky.social because you hate it
π«Άπ»
05.03.2025 19:00
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I tried to get a masonry contractor to fix an alcove, but they said I needed to hire an alcove expert. I said I don't know, that really seems like a niche speciality.
05.03.2025 18:59
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Please don't get mad, but
I need help:
what are the Roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500?
05.03.2025 17:26
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That's right, feed the monster
I mean, "hahaha!"
05.03.2025 01:08
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Thank you
03.03.2025 21:59
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@proofofburden.bsky.social would you mind sharing with your people?
03.03.2025 21:53
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β€οΈππ»β€οΈ
02.03.2025 00:41
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I get that π
01.03.2025 21:31
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I don't get why you don't get why I get what I get
01.03.2025 20:58
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