daylight has been saved, seasonal depression is over, the jokes are returning, MSPW is so back
11.03.2026 00:12
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daylight has been saved, seasonal depression is over, the jokes are returning, MSPW is so back
I hope everyone has a SUPER MAR10 day!
"We made the word for large 'Toni' because of big Tony. Hes the biggest guy in the village. Not to be confused with little Anthony, we call him Tini Tony"
You're gonna sit there and tell me they named this pasta "Rigid Tony"????
So glad its daylight saving time again!
Goodbye seasonal depression, hello regular vanilla depression!
don't you mean the Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour?????
I've had a couple days to stew on this and boy it sure hasnt helped.
Eat the rich
Fuck you and the high-horse you rode in on
More like mighty-chondria
Omg the best day of the month
I need a new career
I just so happened to wake up at 6 AM this morning, just in time for the blood moon lunar eclipse. In that moment I decided that I like sleep more than cool celestial events.
Look I really dont wanna see his fucking disgusting ass neck sore. Can he hurry up and decompose off camera please?
Its just so exhausting. All of it.
fell for it again award
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Good, good, succumb to the evil caffeine
Oh so you do hate me
this is what Hank Green says and I trust him implicitly
Apparently you die of iron overdose
Oh my god why won't you stop talking
Im gonna fucking do it this time I swear to god.
this might be a hot take, and I'm sorry for getting political on main but personally I think we should execute the pedophiles.
the award for Dairy Queen® Blizzard of the year gotta go to Turtle Pecan Cluster™
every time I am forced to clear snow out of my driveway I move one inch closer to buying a flamethrower
a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it
how do I get to the universe that doesn't constantly drain my soul?
Nothing says "Live Free or Die" like a fucking prison camp, I guess???
bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
An order confirmation screen from the McDonald's app. My confirmation code is "PP69"
Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have to tell someone your order is "peepee sixty nine"??? The girl working the drive through couldn't have been more than 16 either, like am I gonna end up on a list for this??