Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Ongoing and obvious reminder that firing chemical weapons directly at people's heads like this *is* deadly force.
johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
SWALWELL: Did you ever tell the AG that Trump's name is in the Epstein files
PATEL: The AG and I have had numerous discussions about the entirety of the Epstein files
S: Did you tell AG that Trump's name is in the files?
P: *crashes out*
S: We'll take your evasiveness as consciousness of guilt
photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy
photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Your sound card works perfectly!
#GilbertGottfried
New analysis says ~2/3 of unpaid taxes come from the top 10% of households, w/ 28% coming from the top 1%.
The GOP CR would cut $20.2 billion of IRS funding for catching rich tax cheats - because the GOP is laser-focused on helping the rich cheat on their taxes.
budgetlab.yale.edu/research/rev...
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Nosferatu is a Christmas movie.
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A while back I read you can use PLA as a PETG support transition material ( and the inverse ). I tried it this weekend and damn it works better than the specialty stuff I've bought.
Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
[whispering to grimes while watching Bladerunner when Bladerunner first appears on screen] That’s Bladerunner
Does Super Mario Wonder if he is performing well at work or if he should call his family members more?
Started the new Spidermans game and within minutes there is a story mission where Spider Man has a high mortgage payment, struggles to balance his professional and personal lives, and wistfully laments how he has no time to play video games or do the hobbies he used to enjoy. Fuck me.
I like when there is premise text in an extremely old game so you know what the hell is going on. You're presented with some large irregular rectangles moving horizontally and you are what looks like a white bug made of 5 legos and suddenly there is helpful text saying SAVE YOUR WIFE FROM COMMUNISM
Based on me trying to play CounterStrike 2 recently… regressing so so much.
“The other day I was telling my 13-year-old son about the near-certain death of most of the world's coral reefs when his eyes welled with tears. So, I stopped. I told him that the coral reefs will be OK — even though I know that’s not true.”
At first I thought this was an “is it cake?” post.
@mollygos.bsky.social Congrats on launching! 🎉
I can’t wait to see it! 🤞
