Transvangelical

I need people to stop saying there are no trans people in the Epstein files. Because I'm not convinced Caitlyn Jenner isn't in them.

So many people claimed "we are Charlie Kirk," but only Scott Adams was willing to follow through.

Philip Yancey didn't have an affair.

He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.

So... Through a series of events, I know know what it's like to sit in a puddle of oral numbing spray fluid.

the feminine urge to watch facism crumble

Umm, it's plain evil regardless. It's just more evil if you don't.

So far I've kept my New Year's resolution!!!

My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.

There's over 5 hours until midnight on the east coast,
you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.

They applied it to non spicy books

In Bible college, the guys in my ethics class determined that romance books (including Christian romance) was porn for women because it "gives unrealistic expectations to women about men."

The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...

That word for womb is used 3 times in Genesis and it's only used for Joseph.

Also, I think it's a parallel to blessings for Inanna/Ishtar, who had gender expansive priest(esse)s.

Do you mean 25?

It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."

However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."

May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.

It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."

However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."

May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.

My Christmas pajamas are so cute

I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.

Consider the War on Christmas over

I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.

Consider the War on Christmas over

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Obviously they were about to go swimming on the fourth of July

FBI 🤝 Conservative men in the bedroom

Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"

Biblically/theologically speaking, God choose to have a woman bring the Messiah into the world because he didn't want a man to do it.

"But, only women have babies!"
And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man.

Not much of a god...

You contain multitudes

Reading smut while dilating... My body doesn't know the to do

We need to recognize that Georgia didn't just flip a seat blue. A district that was specifically gerrymandered to keep it red was flipped.

A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat

TPUSA is basically what happens when someone says "what if we treated white fragility as a virtue" and ran with it.

I'm wearing a XL shirt with a S sweater on top... And they both for perfectly.

I really wish sizes were standardized

🚨 BREAKING🚨

Due to the ongoing War on Christmas, the White House has announced increased rationing of milk and cookies in support of the war effect.

Here's the thing...
ICE is the result of evangelical (and other) theology.

When you believe an all-good, all-just, perfect god is still perfect even after giving out eternal punishment for finite offenses...

It's easy to believe that extreme violence is acceptable for non-violent "crimes.'

I love that framing because God was like, "I'm holy, so you're holy" and that was it.

Yeah, it's definitely not faithful to the original intent. Especially since the Hebrews were henotheistic