Chris is elsewhere.

Not to repeat myself but: DHS lies brazenly because lying brazenly works

It's what police depts around the country do on a regular basis when they have unfavorable facts. Honed to perfection, amplified by media stenographers.

Recall, this is how they initially described George Floyd's murder:

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

I’m starting to think that “The AI Coding Revolution” and “Operational Excellence” are incompatible concepts.

This is the culmination of WEEKS of investigative work.

With a little help from my friends, I've unmasked where a white nationalist fight club has been training in my city:

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Oh man, I feel you. It's like trying to type after having your fingers broken. It's such a downgrade.

Oh man, this is hilarious:

"I genuinely do not care about his politics at all because he has nothing insightful to offer. Even if he was on the right side of history he would deserve no credit because he definitely got there by accident.”

— a Redditor about Brady Tkachuk

I think all of the reactions are a bit of a stretch, but okay.

In fact...

Me, with a pink unicorn on my shoulder. The unicorn is wearing a Torrent kerchief. I'm wearing the Kraken Pride jersey from this season, with a blazing bright rainbow unicorn as the S logo.

It's time for some hockey!

Fortunately this is not timely at all.

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner

Holds up

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I do gotta say that if anyone had told teenage me that someday I would be prepared to personally bail out an entire high school but the woman who made The Matrix did it instead I would definitely have been like “ok somebody needs their meds adjusted”

What an absolute real one. Thank you, Lilly 😭

'Stop laughing.' Abby Wambach, more athletes condemn Trump's hockey comments Retired soccer players Abby Wambach and Julie Foudy said they wish the men's hockey team would have rejected Trump's offer to visit the White House.

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There's nothing important missing.

Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. 👀

Image is of her opening statement, which is, unfortunately, too long to put into alt text.

Hillary Clinton's opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today:

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"We are a nation commanded by the sort of people who would have stolen something off of a coworker’s desk before evacuating their World Trade Center office on 9/11."

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

When my adult trans kid was planning a move, several family members suggested cities closer to home with the argument that although X state is red, X city is blue. And kiddo was like, "Nope, I need the full power of the state behind me." And this is why.

This is what I need cis folks to understand.

It's been a decade.

Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

Don't tease.

Amazing that he is not referring to the man who demeaned the women's hockey team after they won gold

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Heads up folks: @thetnholler.bsky.social posted an AI-generated video this morning that was a deepfake of the captain of the U.S. women’s hockey team, and they seem to be promoting it as if it’s a real video. So watch out for that and don’t spread fakes.

The various "Reddit update" reddits are often sources of schadenfreude or sadness, but sometimes there's just a straight up gem. This is one of those: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1rd4bw2/stream_of_consciousness_from_an_angry_father_8/

It's worth reading for the feels.