morgan ❤️‍🔥 bb27

Once again going to bed before my loaf is done bulk proofing. Send prayers that mild child wakes me up sometime after midnight so I can shape it and it’s not overproofed lmao

I mean sure (sorry I know it’s probably the city but I think of the hockey player lol)

Down to fuck St. Louis

I want a #Survivor50 pink bag

Thankfully, MJ being 9 months, she wasn’t excited about it and had no clue what was going on. I fear this will be the first and only time I get away with a mistake like this unscathed.

Beautiful baby! Congrats!!!

Lol I packed us all up to head to a birthday party at the pool. Only to find out I had the date wrong (Apple calendar app issue) and we drove to town for nothing.

At least we didn’t miss the party though. It’s in 2 weeks lmao

You can’t support women’s rights without supporting women’s wrongs!!

this is a reminder to women that you can do anything a man can do! start a podcast, give unsolicited advice, commit tax fraud, go on vacation during a state emergency, pardon your friends, and start wars. you can do it too!

Good news is the loaf doesn’t fit in my container so I had to chop off a bit and I’m gonna keep it lmao. It’s for my bestie so she won’t care.

I took a picture of my freezing rain on my vehicle!

No wonder I couldn’t see driving home Thursday night lol

Fresh outta the oven!

I put lemon glaze on it immediately so it melts then I’ll add some on later when it’s cooled probably

First 2 pictures are this loaf today. Last picture is the previous attempt (it’s sitting in a bowl of leaked blueberry sugar lmao)

I hate when people are funnier than me.

Dennis (the Menace) came out in full force last night. I don’t know if it’s teething, sickness, upset tummy (or all 3) but this mom is TIRED. 🫩

Guys unfortunately this is the best looking inclusion loaf I’ve made post cold proofing. (Usually it’s a sugary watery mess) so I have high expectations 🥴

Ugh it’s been freezing rain here for the last 2 days

Where did Vinny the lip come from anyways?

Yay congrats!!!

Pretty sure it was from a luxury second hand store. Like Lisa Rinna’s contact

My first attempt was meh! This one very different!

Added lemon cake mix and lemon pie filling. Hoping it helps make things sweeter lol

But I made a devils food cake mix chocolate loaf and I didn’t bake it right so I’m nervous to bake this one tomorrow

Round 2 of a lemon blueberry sourdough loaf (with a LOT of changes)

Fingers crossed it turns out because it’s going to my friend tomorrow 😅

Happy Birthday! 🎉

And when Claude gets crippling anxiety and can’t review your tax forms, then what??? 🥴🤣

Me except it was my child

I bought a small kitchen island thing and started putting it together and got tired so I called my dad and he came over that evening to finish it (I completed 1.5 screws lol)

Luckily he apparently also loves making those types of things so it was a win win lmao

I miss having a legitimate out for doing things. I never carried a thing when I was pregnant. My husband, father, and brothers all did everything for me lol

Astrology is just thousands of years of people observing other people in relation to the stars/planets.

Tbh I think it’s because most people only know star signs so it’s not always accurate (and magazines and costar make shit up)

#TeamMadison @maddelusional.bsky.social

If you look wrong I don’t want to look right 😭😭