Sominemo

(I love your pfp)

Nooo why MacBook Neo is 8gb of RAM in 2026

Here's a tip for writing good alt text: imagine you are the CEO of McDonalds eating a burger.

i heard windows 12 is gonna have a load bearing picture of steve ballmers bald head in your documents folder and if you delete it it automatically calls the cops on you

A crop of the drawing above with a green cat added pulling the dragon's mouth open and checking out the inside of it

I certified this noodle it is indeed noodle

No ruler? No problem! Just use a thinkpad

A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic grey noodle dragon in the sky, half bent and looking somewhere down, wearing glasses and a party hat.

a dalmatian puppy dressed up like an old-timey train engineer excitedly watches a model train go by

I just think they're neat!!!

(thanks @ricket.bsky.social! 💛)

happy birthday!

To be fair, part of the reason is that the self-set filters on this site suck and are very limited, and the rest of the moderation filters can only be applied by the mods (while also being limited)

a far cry from Mastodon's CW system :P

when I've made the same post verbatim in september on mastodon, people came to my DMs to bonk me smh x3c

Guaranteed to be pushed out up into a lighter weight class

thank youuuuu!!

Yes, contrary to popular belief, I am not constrained to being green or any other particular color or pattern.

A digital drawing of a human taking a shower with a bottle of shampoo and suddenly realizing that the shampoo is turning them into a skunk. A huge tail has grown and is curled against the ground under the person's legs; both feet have become paws, one of them resting on the tail. The person looks concerned at their hand, which is getting covered in black fur, while they let their other hand spill the shampoo over their foot. The person's lower part of the face has turned into a skunk muzzle, and their chest is covered in fuzz, while the rest of the body is still human — for now.

When stepping into the shower to get clean, be careful not to end up covered in something much harder to scrub off

Digital drawing of two cartoony kangaroos-one green and one blue-and-brown-standing on their tails close to each other, holding hands and grinning

Digital art of a human who says "Whoa-!" as they watch themselves turn into a green noodle dragon. The human wears a dark olive-green hoodie and glasses. The bottom of their face has changed into that of a noodle’s, with two long barbels; the tip of their ear can be seen turning green. Their left hand is growing much thicker into a paw with claws, while their right hand has just begun to change, with some fingers turning green and growing claws too. The lower body has even more drastic changes, becoming huge and round; the feet have become paws with beans, and a sizable tail has grown with some fuzz on it.

You think being noodle and round are oxymorons? Let's show an example on yourself, then.

🎨 Art by @sphinxgate.bsky.social!

An unposted bsky post reads "I think all feral art is rweally awawawa woof woof woof". We see that the person writing it has suddenly and inexplicably turned into a feral dog. With his big paws, he is no longer able to post the post. he got autobalanced.

autobalanced
#furryart #feral #transformation #furrynsfw #feralnsfw

x33333333 sounds so cute

the most self-indulgent one, of course!

Thank you so much everyone 👉👈

That's more than 30 "friends"!

Digital comic with two anthropomorphic animal characters interacting: a green cat and a red squirrel. The cat is wearing a collar with a golden tag on it. In the first panel, the cat grabs its own tail, looks down at it, and says, "Could've had a bigger tail". "I can help with that", the squirrel responds. In the second panel, the squirrel is touching the cat's tail, making it much larger. "Yes, bigger!" the cat says. "Sure thing, kitten", the squirrel affirms. In the third panel, the cat keeps chanting, "Bigger!!!" Its tail starts to balloon out not just figuratively but literally, too, while the squirrel points at it silently with a smug look, looking at the viewer. In the next three panels, in rapid succession, the balloon form starts to overtake the cat. Confused, it says, "B-bigger?" just before its mouth is overtaken by a painted-on grin and its hand is replaced with a bapper, with characteristic "Pop!" and "Sqrk!" sounds. The cat is touching the green with its second hand, which is midway to becoming a bapper, too, gaining balloon texture and wrinkles. The top of the face gets balloonified, the collar tag is replaced by a hook with a string, and the cat loses balance as the tail inflates further and pushes it. In the end, the cat balloon is floating high in the sky, held from the ground by the string attached to its collar. The squirrel jumps atop its back, keeping the balloon afloat, and says, "Don't think I'm letting you outdo me in my own weight class".

It's @sqrl.bsky.social who gets the biggest tail. If you think otherwise, you're an absolute balloon.

It must have been a visceral pain to draw the incorrect examples

yes, one of the things here is a joke

A digital drawing of a green anthropomorphic cat laying in bed with eyes closed and hugging a dakimakura pillow with a real life image of the desk from the Michael MJD YouTube channel. The photo also has a Clippit Office assistant desk figurine, an Eddy "Reliable" Trustman Windows XP bobble head, and retail boxes of Windows 98 Upgrade and OS/2. A phrase "a-a-and we've run into a problem here..!" is said from a light-emitting corner, seemingly from a display playing one of the videos from the YouTube channel while the character lays in the dark room.

Laying in bed low on energy, listening to a Michael MJD video and hugging a Michael MJD daki

here's my film made in 48 hours for cardiff quick draw!! the theme this year was childhood and the idea was based on a true story

[ #art / #animation ]

Squeak!?

I am bored with writing Python, so I am using Confluence as my IDE today