Sam

Simple embroidery in a frame, resting on doilies, with these words in green thread: "Due to personal reasons fuck this."

Needlework is soothing

I fear the Epstein Files are now just a "distraction" from WW3.

Single-panel cartoon by Paul Noth. A woman carrying a coffee cup in a kitchen. Sitting at the counter is a man (presumably her husband/partner), who is wearing full military uniform and working on a laptop. She asks: "Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

I'm always confused by people who block me for limiting replies.
It's like, "So you, too, actually DO believe in users' rights to set boundaries for who interacts with them?"

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

Going to a Payless ShoeSource could fix me

put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format

Seems like a good year to try to bring back asbestos insulation if that's your thing

BREAKING: Donald Trump Declares World Peace After Blowing Up the World

ME: oh, you just let everyone touch you, don’t you? some of us have standards, you know

GRASS:

Fox News had a plastic surgeon comment on the war in Iran, so I’m not asking, I’m begging a giant asteroid — any asteroid — to take one for the team and make contact with our civilization

CONSERVATIVES: gender-affirming care is toxic and destructive to society

ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra

autistic kid's teacher is trying to convince me not to let my kid draw on her own clothes. who cares if she draws on her own clothes. i am not going to tell her not to draw on her own clothes

If you would walk a thousand miles just to be the man who wound up at my door I’m sure as fuck not answering it

This moment in time really drives home the FIFA Peace Prize’s stellar reputation for significance.

Seriously though, all these people obsessed with sex, singing about it and living for it… haven’t they heard of food?

“It’s the thought that counts.” Cute.
Try paying bills, carrying boxes, or proposing with thoughts, then move in a thought house.

Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares.

Strength isn’t always loud.
Staying out of stupid games? Now THAT’S power. 🇪🇸

All's fair in love and war when you're a dick.

Not every song you write is a good song but hey, you wrote it. You took a thought or a feeling or a sound and turned it into something that didn’t exist before. With the power of your mind, your muscles, and the instrument(s) of your choice, you made something new.

That is beautiful.

Operation Epic Furry

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

I eat healthy because I feel guilty for helping to bring life into the universe and they might need my help for several decades.

The Onion

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Look this may be an unpopular opinion but if you cannot provide safe parking for your employees, maybe you shouldn’t have them come into work

No no - I just have to charge my phone enough that I can go to the bathroom

I don't need a mental health break, I need a mental health retirement.

To fuck with coworkers I take a handful of rabbit droppings to work every day to drop in the toilet bowl and then leave it unflushed.