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Garofaloeb

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come on, man, I just want to read the news 😎'83βœŒοΈπŸ’œβš–οΈπŸŸ°FLπŸ”΅πŸ€˜please don't dm me for small talk or cooz (that rhymes, Marge, and you KNOW it rhymes)

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You motherfucker. 😍

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom

06.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh Spade, why did you put Farley in charge of the bees?

05.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Punks don't put up with that shit

02.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think all the covens outsource to the Etsy witches these days.

02.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the whimsy persists

02.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Packing my overtly goth wardrobe seems like overkill

02.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say yes if I can get a blast radius

02.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When a Victorian spinster was asked why she would remain single:

27.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf can't you do?! πŸ’œKatherine Whalen vibes

26.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This. Right here. πŸ’œ

26.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for posting this😍

26.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣

25.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Abso-fuckin-lutely.

24.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ANXIETY
Same symptoms as a heart attack, but no need to worry!!!

ANXIETY Same symptoms as a heart attack, but no need to worry!!!

don't worry

23.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I gave my teenage nephew a sword and brass knuckles for his birthday because I'm a really great aunt.

23.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as someone who loved Tragic Kingdom, WTF happened to her face?

22.02.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me. Today.

18.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Take that, love

16.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Parents need to teach their kids that asking an adult woman why they don't have children is RUDE or I'm gonna start making my responses TRAUMATIC. #childfree #antinatal

16.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Donny sounds to the rest of us…

15.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

It can't be ALL your fault.

15.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A boob tube? A lickety split?

14.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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let me tell you something: valentine's day is no joke.

14.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
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Haruki Murakami
#Caturday

14.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Lupercalia! Enjoy πŸ’œ

14.02.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My spiders! Lucas, some beanie baby tarantulas, and a toy story-esque hybrid baby doll head with spider legs.

My spiders! Lucas, some beanie baby tarantulas, and a toy story-esque hybrid baby doll head with spider legs.

Me too!

13.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Slash

Slash

Slash

Metal AF (As Felines)

#MenWithCats

12.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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