My old man's a thermos
He wears a thermostat

Captain Tudor

Leeds and Brentford games both moved to Monday then. Bastards!

I cannot wait for the insights on this! He's going to:

1. Sample some local street food.
2. Ride a train.
3. Visit a temple.
4. Not mention the pogroms that the serving Prime Minister presided over.
5. Smile at some elephants.
6. Top up his kids' private school fees.
7. Say "India is changing".

Northern Soul dancer or civil servant from the Ministry of Silly Walks?📸Jeanie Jean

A shithouse of a performance that

Hopefully he'll still be wearing red next season!

Football eh

He's easily fooled but also the US have wanted control of Iran's oil since Bush senior and his cronies were in power

TBF they would of done that either way going off the USA's history

Okay, grandpa

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

One of those captcha things. This one says ‘select all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none left’. There are 9 squares - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill

They must have more bases than a group of council estate kids

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

The Sopranos UK Edition

a woman with a bloody neck and the words what is it ALT: a woman with a bloody neck and the words what is it

+12 goal difference you know!

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

Eisenhower

This is for everything, you would think from the news it is Iran who is indiscriminately bombing everyone for now reason and that Israel and the US only do targeted strikes.

All while the US/Isrel blow up hospitals and schools with 'pre-emptive' strikes after Iran surrendered.

Jonny Wick

It was nice to be home

There was very few shelters in the east end of London, compared to much more prominent areas. War has always been against the lower classes fueled by fascists

Lots of Guinness tonight 🏅

Alright Casanova

"I really want to encourage more people from backgrounds like mine to get into a system that has always shut us out."

Hannah Spencer MP: plumber, plasterer, parliamentarian

They must earn some money them lads! Best live act out there TBF

Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.

How does he sleep at night?