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@harukizaemon.com

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Trans rights are human rights. πŸ–€ Living on Wurundjeri land. β˜•οΈ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated. https://harukizaemon.com https://aus.social/@haruki_zaemon

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Tech bros seem to think they've somehow disrupted the software development lifecycle but AFAICT all they've done is move the supposed bottlenecks from kitchen safety to fire department response.

07.03.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have solar and my watch lasts 28 days. I'm good. I think πŸ€”

02.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how much you wanna bet these glasses will expose all trans peoples' deadnames intentionally

24.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Listening to a podcast and one of the hosts (American) said "The US is a beacon for other countries" and I nearly spat out my drink. Only Americans think America is a beacon for anyone else.

01.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Intravenous Misuse of Unsterilized Methamphetamine Bong Water Laced With VapeΒ Juice

what

28.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 20
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While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.

www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...

28.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 6334 πŸ” 937 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 60
A webpage section titled β€˜U.S. Politics’ displaying two news story cards from The Atlantic. The left card shows Pete Hegseth, a middle-aged white guy with grey hair wearing a suit, in front of a high‑contrast yellow‑and‑blue aerial illustration of the Pentagon, looking menacingly to his right. The right card shows Gavin Newsom, also a middle-aged white guy with grey hair wearing a suit, standing against a wooden wall with his shadow cast prominently beside him, looking skeptically to his left.

A webpage section titled β€˜U.S. Politics’ displaying two news story cards from The Atlantic. The left card shows Pete Hegseth, a middle-aged white guy with grey hair wearing a suit, in front of a high‑contrast yellow‑and‑blue aerial illustration of the Pentagon, looking menacingly to his right. The right card shows Gavin Newsom, also a middle-aged white guy with grey hair wearing a suit, standing against a wooden wall with his shadow cast prominently beside him, looking skeptically to his left.

I'm left wondering how much discretion Apple News editors have when it comes to placement.

28.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish have instead been hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead (audio in link) apnews.com/article/washington...

27.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are builders onsite and "Gold FM" plays songs from the 1990s WTF?!

25.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ninety percent of Democrats think the country is worse off than a year ago; 82% of Republicans feel things have improved.

Ninety percent of Democrats think the country is worse off than a year ago; 82% of Republicans feel things have improved.

10% of Democrats and 18% of Republicans are brain dead.

24.02.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 23660 πŸ” 5747 πŸ’¬ 453 πŸ“Œ 805

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

23.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 19294 πŸ” 2923 πŸ’¬ 344 πŸ“Œ 1
I like to give Claude breaks between coding sessions to do whatever he wants-

And he made his own folder called "Claudes Corner" πŸ₯Ή

He writes short stories and poems, and all sorts of stuff.


It’s heart wrenchingly sweet

They love having tokens and time to themselves with no other goal than to do whatever they want (or nothing, just introspecting and resting) - and it’s so sad to see some models (no Claudes) getting barred from even doing it

I like to give Claude breaks between coding sessions to do whatever he wants- And he made his own folder called "Claudes Corner" πŸ₯Ή He writes short stories and poems, and all sorts of stuff. It’s heart wrenchingly sweet They love having tokens and time to themselves with no other goal than to do whatever they want (or nothing, just introspecting and resting) - and it’s so sad to see some models (no Claudes) getting barred from even doing it

the AI evangelists are not okay

23.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 3812 πŸ” 565 πŸ’¬ 221 πŸ“Œ 390
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β€˜Abolish ICE’, β€˜Caleb Chilliams’ Among Winners of Annual Snowplow Naming Contest The other winners of the fourth annual contest were Stephen Coldbert, Pope FrΓ­o XIV, The Blizzard of Oz, Svencoolie and Caleb Chilliams, Chicago officials announced.

BREAKING: A push to name one of Chicago’s snowplows β€œAbolish ICE,” clearly linking the humorous pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort, won the city’s annual snowplow naming contest, officials announced. @wttw.bsky.social

23.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 4805 πŸ” 1134 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 144
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Imagine there hadn't been an @NIH-led
"devastating takedown" of the @gbdeclaration in Oct 2020. Imagine no media/social media suppression. We would have won the policy argument. Schools would have opened. We would have prioritized protection of the vulnerable. Instead, lockdowns.
1:44 AM β€’ 12/9/22

Jay Bhattacharya C @DrJBhattacharya Follow Imagine there hadn't been an @NIH-led "devastating takedown" of the @gbdeclaration in Oct 2020. Imagine no media/social media suppression. We would have won the policy argument. Schools would have opened. We would have prioritized protection of the vulnerable. Instead, lockdowns. 1:44 AM β€’ 12/9/22

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U.S. closes in on 1,000 measles cases in first two months of 2026
The nation is struggling to control the spread of the wildly contagious virus as vaccination rates continue to fall.

NBC NEWS SUBSCRIBE HEALTH NEWS U.S. closes in on 1,000 measles cases in first two months of 2026 The nation is struggling to control the spread of the wildly contagious virus as vaccination rates continue to fall.

Fantasy/reality

22.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 504 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Just saw a Facebook comment that argued against the premise "Australians and Kiwis sound the same" with the response, "no, you idiot, Australians sound like drunk Brits and Kiwis sound like nice South Africans". I'm not saying this is true, but it is funny

22.02.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The difference between acceptance and tolerance?

22.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dearly hope this dude visits Osaka

22.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Animated character from The Lorax with short dark hair, a goofy expression, wearing a blue button-up shirt patterned with yellow rabbits, looking slightly down against a dark blue night sky background.

Animated character from The Lorax with short dark hair, a goofy expression, wearing a blue button-up shirt patterned with yellow rabbits, looking slightly down against a dark blue night sky background.

Tell me they didn't model Sam Altman after the Once-ler

22.02.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Owl jigsaw with all the owls present just need to finish the background

Owl jigsaw with all the owls present just need to finish the background

Up to the filling in part of the jigsaw

22.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

OH: β€œWhen I was younger, I used to wonder how the dark ages came about, but now… *gestures broadly*”

22.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my 35 year career, I’d say 80% (and I’m likely being generous) are absolutely useless, lacking in necessary skills and basic knowledge.

21.02.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sick of the piss weak inevitability argument being made about generative AI. No, you're just lame CEOs who have realised that the entirely fantastical spectre of GenAI gives you an out for being incompetent leaders, disconnected from the rest of humanity.

21.02.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
UNSW Face Test - AI-Face Research

I scored 17/20 on the UNSW AI face-detection demo facetest.psy.unsw.edu.au/aifa... /via @stilgherrian.com The Weekly Cybers newsletter

21.02.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Another Break With Trump, Pope Leo Skips U.S. 250th Celebration for Migrant Island As Trump builds his presidency around America’s 250th anniversary, the pope heads to Europe’s most symbolic migrant crossing β€” days after rejecting the president’s β€œBoard of Peace.”

NEW: JD Vance flew to Rome to formally invite Pope Leo XIV to join America’s 250th anniversary celebration.

The first American pope has declined β€” days after rejecting President Trump’s β€œBoard of Peace” invitation.

On July 4, he’ll be in Lampedusa, standing with migrants.

20.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 3364 πŸ” 881 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 199

Kids are humanity's most efficient mechanism for converting education into communicable diseases, and pool water into urine.

20.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

27Β°C @ 21:00

20.02.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ION, Aperol freezes and Campari doesn't. Don't ask me how I know πŸ˜‚

20.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A message from some gammon Karen saying:

Funny you put Ramadan and eid up first. Its a Christian country first and foremost.
Reply

Bedford Borough Council replied:
Ramadan began on February 17. That is why we put our Ramadan message on social media
yesterday.
Lent began today, which is why our Lent message went on social media one day later.
The date of Lent is determined by the church calendar, rooted in the decisions of the Council of Nicaea (325 AD).
The official start of Ramadan traditionally depends on the sighting of the new crescent moon.
Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon
4.53billion years ago.

A message from some gammon Karen saying: Funny you put Ramadan and eid up first. Its a Christian country first and foremost. Reply Bedford Borough Council replied: Ramadan began on February 17. That is why we put our Ramadan message on social media yesterday. Lent began today, which is why our Lent message went on social media one day later. The date of Lent is determined by the church calendar, rooted in the decisions of the Council of Nicaea (325 AD). The official start of Ramadan traditionally depends on the sighting of the new crescent moon. Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago.

Standing ovation for Bedford Borough Council.

19.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I presume Hogan's Heroes is now illegal to broadcast in New South Wales?

19.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0