Which is absolutely true if you don't care about students getting a qualification at the end of secondary school which is consistent between different schools.
Frankly, I'm not sure we should care about that. We certainly don't at university level.
But that's a very different conversation.
08.03.2026 16:46
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Because splitting it in half mostly doesn't make sense.
What would the two halves be?
08.03.2026 14:35
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As soon as you start trying to make all of the curriculum content "relevent to the majority", you basically have to remove 90% of the content.
08.03.2026 09:35
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Nah, it's an easy question to answer.
There aren't any.
Just like there aren't any widely used grade 9 bits of music, or history, or pe.
"Widely used" is entirely the wrong goal for secondary education.
"Broad" is a great goal, whereas "widely used" is inherently narrow.
08.03.2026 09:33
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What's a "grade 9" part of maths that's widely used?
08.03.2026 08:29
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You've misunderstood, they just mean you aren't being charged for the gluten.
08.03.2026 08:26
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"hello world" is just a debugging tool.
I can't work out why this isn't doing what I want, so I'll shove a few random hello world printouts here and there to see which ones trigger...
06.03.2026 18:35
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And honestly, you don't really need to know that much technical theory to get a game of snake working.
And the theory you don't understand can be covered more easily when you have a concrete example to explain the theory from anyway.
06.03.2026 17:32
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I am increasingly convinced that teaching programming by working on bigger projects as early as possible is better for students.
"Hello world" style early tasks are dull, and completely fail to show the potential power of programming to students.
But coding up a game of snake? That's awesome.
06.03.2026 17:31
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Today I shall be going to work dressed as a person who loves reading books.
Not because I morally object to dressing up on world book day etc.
Just because I've been far too lazy to figure out a costume.
05.03.2026 06:39
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Why is that unsettling?
Children might "feel" that sweets are good for them, that doesn't make it true.
Same goes for adults. We (humans) frequently do things which are directly self harming because we think they're a good idea at the time.
04.03.2026 14:32
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In which case diversity is normal.
We wouldn't expect any individual to have the same traits as another.
What matters is not how we establish normal, but rather how (if) we can confidently identify outliers.
04.03.2026 14:29
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Establishing what neurotypical actually means is basically an impossible task.
The kind of traits we talk about in this area all fit on a bell curve, not a bar chart, "normal" in that case would usually mean within a certain standard decision of the mean.
04.03.2026 14:27
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You can't climb that ladder.
If you have a day off the top rung is impossible to reach.
04.03.2026 08:49
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Advil
01.03.2026 18:55
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Everyone: "the school exam system is out of touch with the modern world"
Exams:
28.02.2026 18:31
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Given that root, the quadratic formula gives us:
-3 = -b / 2a
and
-1 = (b^2 - 4ac) / 2a
Let a=1 (because if that doesn't give me integers I can just multiply up later)
Then
-3 = -b / 2
b = 6
and
-1 = (6^2 - 4c) / 2
4c = 40
c = 10
Both integers, yay!
So I guess it's
x^2 + 6x + 10 = 0
26.02.2026 22:32
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Horse and his boy could go anywhere between lion and last battle.
Can't argue with the rest of them though.
26.02.2026 20:04
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Always.
22.02.2026 21:01
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It's such a bad idea in anything other than the immediate short term as well.
By putting too much scaffolding in place at the start, you end up with a class full of students who think they are experts, but really know nothing.
22.02.2026 13:30
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For me, scaffolding is what I do when students are stuck.
But they all get taught the content in the same way, and are all presented with the same work in the same format to begin with.
Then a select few will get extra support, usually in the form of me talking to them.
22.02.2026 10:10
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The thing about scaffolding is that you should only install it in the first place if you really need to.
22.02.2026 10:02
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An ambigram that I cannot usefully describe without spoilers
New Scott Kim ambigram. Look at it upside down as well as the right way up.
22.02.2026 05:03
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Nah, it just means it fits into two different categories...
21.02.2026 23:04
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The most important part of any support system is where you place the line for giving support, and how you communicate clearly to people that they haven't crossed that line.
21.02.2026 10:07
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
I created a Minute Cryptic for you to solve: A little melancholy (5)
Give it your best shot!
www.minutecryptic.com/custom/1e56f...
20.02.2026 13:34
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The boys stayed up late last night to watch the curling.
This morning, the first thing 12yo said to me was "what time is the curling on"
20.02.2026 08:48
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Those documents are not really written with parents in mind, they are part of the school accountability framework.
The language is technical, and the contents don't focus on the kind of things year 6 parents actually want to know about the school their child will be at next year.
19.02.2026 14:23
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Parents do visit the schools.
I'm sure the percentage of parents attending open evenings is way higher than 20%
What most parents want is to have a conversation with someone at the school, and get a general feel for the place.
The ofsted reports don't tell you anything really useful as a parent.
19.02.2026 14:21
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Schools placement is fundamentally about geography, not parental choice.
Reading an inspection document might be interesting, but for the vast majority of parents it can't impact their actual choice.
19.02.2026 10:17
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