The app doesn’t have repos,
It doesn’t have a monorepo,
It just has a repo.
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The app doesn’t have repos,
It doesn’t have a monorepo,
It just has a repo.
I hear people say “That’s above my pay grade” and I’m like… bruh.
When I did contracting, I was being paid $30/hr and had to own everything from databases to devops to design tokens and direct client discussions.
Above my pay grade on some soft hands type shit.
N-th gen immigrants be like “my great grandparents came here legally why can’t they”
Yeah bro they came pre-9/11 pre-IIRIRA (‘96) were probably “unauthorized” for a period >180 days, and coin-toss chance were in the US on a pending asylum claim.
If you’re gonna pull the ladder up at least own it.
US military nabbed Maduro w/o losing a single operator but couldn’t seize a couple speed boats allegedly carrying drugs, instead opting to sink them and the evidence with missiles.
Military intelligence = Malevolent ignorance.
MongoDB is web scale b/c it lets other people host your data for you
ULTRAMAGA TRUMP 2028 Account based in Nigeria
The banter isn’t there yet, but it’s more authentic with less baggage.
There’s a noticeable lack of 3rd world right wing wumao (see photo), so that’s welcome.
Laptop, dog, and a cabin :D
Merry (including but not limited to) Christmas!
I had the same thought, and yeah, turns out no. Perhaps there’s some shared inspiration from Asimov’s laws, if subconsciously so.
Best areas it can be applied are translation, transcription, back office operations, and knowledge search. Integration is 99% of the problem.
Hire Elixir devs if you want people who are actually passionate about solutioning this stuff.
What’s this say about me then?
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF
I worked on some stuff for Sesame Workshop a few years ago. One of few contracts I felt made the world better off with a good cost to benefit ratio as well.
Nowadays teaching kids basic arithmetic and volition is “woke propaganda” 🙄
Demographic study of ethanol consumption per capita by language.
Optimization indicator/warning you get when you set the bin_opt_info flag: www.erlang.org/doc/system/b...
I FUCKING LOVE MATCH CONTEXT REUSE
AHHHHHHHHH
Disagreement in congress isn’t new, and the solution has always been negotiating. We’re in a shutdown exactly because Mike Johnson is obstructing negotiations.
He called early recess in July. He canceled votes on Monday and Tuesday this week. He refuses to swear in Adelita Grijalva.
CALL HIM OUT!!
> MRW the luminaries of Ruby on Rails and Next.js make back-to-back unforced errors (I am an Elixir shill)
You know what? Fuck it, let’s do triannual reporting. That’s every 4 months, which ChatGPT calls a quadrimester. Anyone opposed to this idea is a yellow-bellied desk jockey. ChatGPT didn’t say that part.
Think that’s stupid? Read the room.
An Elixir AND Jeep XJ appreciation post, in my feed!?
Absolute culture.
…Welcome back Smalltalk-80?
Hit the nail on the head.
In terms of practical applications, I’ve found the most success when they’re deriving:
* Translate some spoken audio to text
* Take a photocopied form and extract some structured data.
When given them agency, you get small tungsten cubes: www.anthropic.com/research/pro...
I CANT STOP WINNING AAAAHHHH
LoL didn’t allow my prior username, so I abridged it to “moose” and made it more regal sounding (also unique).
It suits me in a variety of ways, so I’ve kept it.
Criminal justice reform 💀
Governor Moore can’t impeach the president and the Maryland attorney general is already suing the Trump administration… Your glib remarks here are pointless.
Schema Definition Language!
Sesame Street should be a human right.
Baltimore National aquarium too!
A few more shots. Notice the exposed elevator and trusses on the bridge. Brutal!
