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View of the Chicago skyline in the distance looking south from Evanston, IL. // Image captured at: 2026-03-06 12:57:28 UTC (about 9 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Evanston: 43 F | 6 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NE at 1 mph | 2 kph // Humidity: 97%

Current* conditions near Evanston, IL:

Killing people should not be something we do quicker than the speed of thought

Telescopic view looking southwest onto the Holland pierheads jutting into Lake Michigan off Holland State Park. // Image captured at: 2026-03-06 06:25:14 UTC (about 11 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Holland: 40 F | 4 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: SE at 3 mph | 5 kph // Humidity: 97%

Current* conditions near Holland, MI:

holli wood from cool world having sex but we can barely see it

remake cool world, you puritan cowards

rotoscoping is a lost art

I've been sick all week and now I can't smell anything. 😔

I hope I don't have covid again 😬

you need a decoy basket

this is the bad place

Secretary Kristi Noem • 8h Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

the what?

oh so she's getting a promotion from shooting people at home to securing the white hemisphere abroad

cultural appropriation by using "jajajaja" instead of lol

Weight loss injectables, internet casinos, Amazon surveillance network cams, over and over again on repeat

What a horror show culture our techno lords are determined to create for us

pedophile murderer trump has no shortage of sycophants in queue ready to step up and commit crimes against humanity for a chance to kiss the ring. it's some of the most fucked up shit I could have ever imagined.

“You can only watch” trolly meme depicting a man watching helplessly as a trolly mows over dozens of people tied to the tracks

checking the news again

damnit I will try again harder next time.

Racists think Dearborn exists in a quantum state where despite occupying a county that went Blue, it exists in all swing states simultaneously and cost Harris many many times its total population in votes.

I like it. It sounds a lot like ghostemane

Chalk on sidewalk "The global elite are pedophile cannibals"

I think the first clue may have been when they changed the name of the department

meanwhile a thousand people are dead but have fun in court and let us know how that goes I guess

I really think we should consider dipping our teas in the harbor just to see how it feels

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

suddenly realizing I have usernames that are over 33 year old

could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel

I'm calling BS

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything