bagmonkey

honkin a bonobo

banging the waitress in the walk in cooler and realizing the bar should be on BAR RESCUE

really wish alan greenspan was alan shortspan

281-330-8004 who? markwaaaaaaayyyyyynnneeeee

creamed soda

goosed bumps

pumper nickel

sand witches

Saw a post sorry

aeraeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, stop stop stop i swear if you make this a paul rudd joke i will fcuking [REDACTED]

yeah

hello, i see you've been browsing the boner department, anything i can help you with? been managing our boners here for a few years now

instead of posting about politics, people could just post better

masturbating using slap bass technique

So it’s obvious she has lost now, everyone has called it, has she conceded???

Can’t believe Jasmine Crockett took a shit in the #SheShed, especially after we fixed the last mess

Jasmine Crockett is BEEFIN

Jasmine Crockett has officially conceded that she blasts stinky farts that peel the paint off the walls #sheshed

I've seen enough: Jasmine Crockett is FARTING in the #sheshed

Waking up just to torture others

#SheShed

@matchbox30.bsky.social bro.... bro........

The Doo Doo Golls

wishing i would have eaten as much lead as the boomers did when they were kids

felt great. pissed next to someone from the c-suite too

wow rich people with too much time are jerking each other off again??? who would've except the "i love jerking other rich people" crowd to jerk off other rich people

ty my friend i'm about to throw "gotta piss" into meeting chat and jet

the thing about The Discourse is that everyone involved except for like, three posters, makes 100x what I do and for that reason what the fuck do I care

i gotta take a piss

trader joes is the boomer's quirky local market for millenials