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gargle my girl's juices like im in a listerine commercial

if you ever find my cumsock you better handle it reverently, cause its full of your nieces and nephews the way you like a brother to me

Get my chicken boneless cause the only bone I need is attached to my chick ya feel

They call me chobani yogurt the way you gon hurt when you choke on my balls (biohazard)

Puppeteering a grindr twink like a muppet until his brain goes empty enough to rock the elmo cosplay in character

i thlammed my penith in the car door
please thlam my ballthack, in the car door

Doing some workshopping, criticism welcome
your mom call me pompous the way i pump her pussy
stole your girl's heart; banned from the morgue
dick too big, call that a birth defect; need some oxy(gen) to wake up

mistake

me when someone pisses my pants (i stole their pineal gland)

banger? i hardly know her!

anyway your honor, it wasnt me

uh, penis?

banger

ENTIRE FREEBIRD SOLO PLAYED ON HARMONICA!!! (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Lynyrd Skynyrd's epic Freebird solo played on harmonica by Will Wilde.In this video I'm using a Wilde-Tuned rock harmonica in the key of C (Available to buy...

me when when me when me when me when when your mom

you're excused.

now, before the boys pull their triggers, i just want to give a huge shoutout to the sponsors of this execution, RAID Shadow Legends!

i am men's issues. you a man? you ever had a setback? a road block? me. i did that. your loneliness, your lack of belonging, your feelings of inadequacy? all me. suck it.

yes.

this is it? this is the banger? this is just gay sex

i like snakes, like you'd be if you did what the voices are telling you to do

i would rather salt my eyeballs

there's so much furry shit on my tl that its triggering my allergies

this is unnecessary.

are you a furry?

heretic

leave.

nah he a scalie, looked like a snake

u rite, i could never do that to you

not schizo, no DiD, unfollowing rn

teehee kissies mwah

they're under the ceremonial cloak

teehee :3